Unless you're one of the
1342 billionaires in the USA you can forget getting one of these really neat toys for Christmas.
Ten titillate trinkets are:
Really personal jet: The two-seater
Saker S-1 has a top speed of Mach one. Loaded cost? A paltry $7 million.
Ultimate cellphone: The
Vertu Ti is still a cellphone, except it costs $10,000. But the phone comes with a live personal assistant, an all titanium case, and a 4-inch sapphire crystal screen
Your suit, sir:
Juxtopia have a space diving suit (complete with gyroscopic boots and power gloves) that lets you take a leap from edge of space and land pretty much wherever you want. This thing is so cool, the military wants one too. Price unknown.
Not just any Rolls: The one of a kind
Celestial Phantom has a glass-particle exterior paint job, a headliner infused with thousands of fiber optic lights accurately replicating the constellations, and no less than 446 diamonds hand-set into the interior. Oh, and a picnic set is also included sans food for that $500,000 price tag.
What time is it?: Only 50
Hublot MP-05 LaFerrari's are to be made setting the price at $300,000 each. The watch costs more than the car of the same name. It has so much crap in it, ya gotta go take a look for yourself.
Poopoo time: The
Numi $6,650 toilet is a throne to behold. It has Bluetooth for music, programmable ambient lighting, a bidet, heated seats, foot warmers, custom settings for individual users, a wireless remote (for the OCDers), a USB port for upgrading firmware and the ability to greet users with a personalized message you record.
Tunes in, turn on: The
Opera Only is a 3,307lb 6-foot high monster amplifier putting out 160,000-watts of power. But ya gotta wait 6 months to get one and be ready with $2.2 million.
Fire the maid, here's your vacuum: The
Mab concept, a swarm of 908 solar-powered flying mini robots flying around your house in a clawing cacophonous cleaning frenzy. The bots find dust using infrared sensors. Once the spherical "home base" death star scans the surrounding area the micro-bots takeoff the job done. You are advised not to be home when this thing activates.
Portable PC?: The Panasonic
Toughpad 4K UT-MB5 has packed 3,840 x 2,560 pixels into a 20-inch IPS Alpha LCD screen. It does weigh a hefty 5.3lbs and costs $6,000 but why not take all of it with you on your Saker S-1.
Go ahead, make my day: the
Fortress is a German vault from Döttling. The guaranteed impenetrable can be configured with a Spanish cedar humidor to ensure your Cuban's don't go stale, and eight watch winders in which to park your Hublot MP-05 LaFerrari. Call for pricing.
See anything you like? Or are you more concerned you're not among the 1342 that can realistically buy any or all the goodies on the list?
