Michael Douglas fits the model. So when he got mouth and throat cancer a few years ago most assumed correctly it was due to his chain smoking and heavy self-admitted drinking.
But Mike cooked himself up a fun fantasy to explain 'why him.'
Douglas insists his throat cancer was caused by the human papilloma virus (HPV), an STD he says he got licking more than a few bearded clams during his romping days on the party circuit.
Dr Michael Brady, medical director of sexual health charity Terrence Higgins Trust, said while oral sex can get you HPV, Douglas's cancer is more likely due to his smoking and drinking - two of the primary causes of oral cancer.
Not done the goofy 68-year-old actor doubled-down. 'But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it.'
The Angle's still searching the medical literature to verify that last part. Apparently the senior citizen acting icon isn't done with cunnilingus, though. Looks like he's gonna lingus till the end.
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