Bacteria are everywhere and on everything. Most people think the nastiest and most prevalent germs are in places where doodoo and peepee preside. Not true.For starters, the BBQ you're gonna use this Memorial day has more bacteria than a toilet seat. No matter how long you burn your burger swimming in sizzling fatty foam on the grill the bacteria survive the ordeal - it's like licking the wet edges of a public toilet when sinking your teeth and gum into the charcoal'd delight.
What bacteria and how many? The average grill has 1.7 million microbes per 100cm sq - a toilet seat only has 1 million of the buggers waiting to jump on your butt on the each visit. Patio furniture, garbage can lids, door knobs, and the handles on refrigerators are all loaded up with e-coli, salmonella and listeria all of which can cause vomiting and diarrhoea.
The bacteria grow unabated because these devices aren't washed as often as a toilet seat. And neither are the hands that vector the vermin. Germaphobes rejoice, there are brand new ways to freak out over this holiday weekend!
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