Remember men have a double standard when it comes to tattoos. Dudes don't like them on women, especially a winged Harley-Davidson logo spread wide above her ass-crack. The tramp-stamp is a billboard to an STD.But guys are good with garnishing their own dermis with horrifying inked images. Art? Well if roadkill is art then this crap qualifies.
Check the 3-D crawly creature left. The orange 8-legger is on the forearm of a jobless felon, no doubt. But if by some miracle he has a job he's hiding this one under long sleeves all day.
Imagine reaching down to pick up a todler with a short sleeve shirt on The kid would be traumatized for life. And so is the Angle.
There are also screw-loose goofs etching permanent wound images replete with sutures, blood, puss and needles dangling. And even certified crazies bearing terminator-like rods and pistons behind skin-ripping reveals.
The male body is pretty boring, agreed. So maybe these guys have a point - how about an all body tat depicting skin-bubbling-melting-popping burns from a nuclear blast? What? It's been done? Dern it...
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