One of the good-ole-boys present the other night was Robert Gene White, from El Paso County, Texas.
Bob was sitting upright and alert at the Red Parrot strip club on Friday when a massive pair of mammaries landed on his face and a like-sized set of butt-cheeks graced the front of his trousers.
The manager noticed Bob had been getting a lot of lap dances, but for some reason Bob wasn't reaching out as most men do, sitting stiff and erect in his chair. And he wasn't tipping the girls. In fact, Bob was stiff in all the wrong places.
Bob was dead. The lackluster patron seemed to have checked out during one of the girl's bump-and-rub-runs over Bob's lifeless lap. A couple of the bouncers tried CPR but it was too late. So a call to 911 was made. Soon after the EMTs Bob was tagged, bagged and slapped on a dolly.
Attention Male Lap Dancer Fans: make sure you're in good medical condition before venturing into the land of naked nymphets and carnal concubines. Lap dancing is not for the timid.
And if you're on blood thinners, or have a history of ticker-skipping don't go in there, and don't touch anything! Leave the live action to the younger guys and and settle for the memories of big-boob-days-gone-by.
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