Apartment dwellers in Rosedale Estates near Roseville, MN were up to their socks in dog poop. After years of pleading, putting up signs, making tacit threats, even peering long into the night trying to catch to repeat offenders, futility.
Who ya gonna call? Bio Pets Vet Lab. The super sleuths of dog poop police. The forensic fellas catch canine culprits using DNA. Yep. DNA.
Rosedale residence must first sign a set of rules when they move in, among which is managing your dog's poop, and allowing the dog to be swabbed for DNA. Bio Pets lab is creating a DNA database much like police nationwide swab human poopers arrested and in jail.
A Chihuahua named Dino was the first to submit DNA. Test result negative…for now. Lucky for the pint-sized-poop-maker the first offense is $100.
A second 'perp' is under suspicion and the suspect poop has been rushed to the lab. Once the test confirms which ass the offending DNA came from, wham, a quick $100 will be extracted. Do it twice, and you are both out. Yep, a 2nd offense results in expulsion from the grassy fields of Rosedale's poop-free common grounds. For both pooper and human, or both.
The brave new world of high-tech crime detection has reached deeply into your pets posteriors folks. Its well past time to stock up on Glad Bags and quit lying to your neighbors - just scoop it up and quit hiding.
