No one knows why 59-year-old Raymond Foley embarked on a peeing campaign targeting office chairs at the Farm Bureau in Des Moines. But crazy Ray knew he was in trouble when he spotted cameras recording his yellow territory marking antics too late
So before they could arrest him he turned himself in and is now charged with second-degree criminal mischief.
Second degree criminal mischief is the intent to damage property without right or reason in an amount exceeding $1,500 (total chair damage was $4,500). The offense is a class D felony. If convicted, Ray faces not more than 10, but not less than 5 years prison sentence and a $250,000 fine.
That is one expensive piss Ray took.
Police say workers were complaining about stains on their chairs (but not the smell?). So the cameras were installed. That was the end of Ray and his weenie waving campaign.
Police evidence shows Foley looked up employee photos in the Farm Bureau agency database selecting who would receive the golden-showers. Ray then returned to work after hours targeting the specific chairs based on criteria Ray isn't sharing.
Now Ray will have five-years to practice relieving himself in a stainless-steel prison toilet while Bubba watches intently from the upper bunk. Oh, and yes, Ray will be on camera there too.
So before they could arrest him he turned himself in and is now charged with second-degree criminal mischief.
Second degree criminal mischief is the intent to damage property without right or reason in an amount exceeding $1,500 (total chair damage was $4,500). The offense is a class D felony. If convicted, Ray faces not more than 10, but not less than 5 years prison sentence and a $250,000 fine.
That is one expensive piss Ray took.
Police say workers were complaining about stains on their chairs (but not the smell?). So the cameras were installed. That was the end of Ray and his weenie waving campaign.
Police evidence shows Foley looked up employee photos in the Farm Bureau agency database selecting who would receive the golden-showers. Ray then returned to work after hours targeting the specific chairs based on criteria Ray isn't sharing.
Now Ray will have five-years to practice relieving himself in a stainless-steel prison toilet while Bubba watches intently from the upper bunk. Oh, and yes, Ray will be on camera there too.