The Dunce Of The Week Decade Award goes to 45-year-old Marek Olszewski. The boob broke-up with his dentist girlfriend yet kept his dental surgery appointment with the jilted lassie to keep his 'discount.'.
Ex Anna Mackowiak DDS, 34, has been arrested after she calmly, even professionally dosed Marek with an extra stiff level of anesthetic and pulled every tooth in his head.
The unsuspecting goof woke from the deep-sleep with a whole-head bandage wrapped tightly from neck to hairline.
Anna confessed that at first she wanted her professionalism to over-power her emotions. Anna lamented 'But when I saw him lying there I just thought, what a bastard.'
Marek related, '...when I got home I looked in the mirror and couldn’t fucking believe it. The bitch had emptied my mouth.' Marek confessed his 'new' girlfriend left him due to his gummy smile.
Moral? Dare we say it? Never cheat on a medical professional and later assume their services are still available to you.. Especially if she is a proctologist or neurosurgeon. At least not unless you want to spend the rest of your days without your glee-wand or the ability to still solid food.
Ex Anna Mackowiak DDS, 34, has been arrested after she calmly, even professionally dosed Marek with an extra stiff level of anesthetic and pulled every tooth in his head.
The unsuspecting goof woke from the deep-sleep with a whole-head bandage wrapped tightly from neck to hairline.
Anna confessed that at first she wanted her professionalism to over-power her emotions. Anna lamented 'But when I saw him lying there I just thought, what a bastard.'
Marek related, '...when I got home I looked in the mirror and couldn’t fucking believe it. The bitch had emptied my mouth.' Marek confessed his 'new' girlfriend left him due to his gummy smile.
Moral? Dare we say it? Never cheat on a medical professional and later assume their services are still available to you.. Especially if she is a proctologist or neurosurgeon. At least not unless you want to spend the rest of your days without your glee-wand or the ability to still solid food.