The first lard-ass went to Restaurant Kelly Liken in Vail Village on Saturday night, dining on a whipped pickled pumpkin salad with arugula cheese and a braised ancho-chile short rib covered in a sugar-malt goo. She topped off the mess with a big helping of Jelly-Bean salad stuffed with Yo Momma’s Grape Koolaide; a southern delicacy.

The hypocrisy of the Obama's is pretty fresh, as is the powder in Vail Resorts this year. When unveiling his budget, Barak reminded Americans, "Everybody's going to have to give a little bit." He further suggested: "If you're a family trying to cut back, you might skip going out to dinner, you might put off a vacation."
Rasmussen Reports Barak's approval ratings are going south again, back down to 44%.