Bad Dog

The dictionary defines a dog as: a domesticated carnivorous mammal that typically has a long snout, an acute sense of smell, and a barking, howling, or whining voice.

So when Barky licks your leg, takes a dump on the yard furniture or tries to mount the cat you still feed him...after all he's got the IQ of a toaster oven, right?

Wrong.  Take a look at the flea-bag, left.  This one took a vacation inside mommies purse.  Not satisfied with tampons or other trinkets this little hair-ball managed to chew open a tube of red lipstick and sputter the contents onto himself and the cordovan leather couch.

So now what?