Top Five Pressure Cooker States

Gallup spent 2012 repeatedly polling the same 353,564 people asking the same question, ''Did you feel stressed during a lot of the day yesterday?'

The giant urban crud-holes California and New York didn't top the list as expected.  Likely due to the big blue bastions of lame-liberal ineptitude making people move rather than sit and stew.

Still New York and New Jersey would have taken spots 6 and 7 had the list been stretched to include 10 states.

The top five bottom feeder places to live where people wake up each day and wish they were born someplace else were:

1. West Virginia
2. Rhode Island
3. Kentucky
4. Utah
5. Massachusetts

West Virginia, Rhode Island and Kentucky have made the high stress list five years running.  If you are stuck in those states you may as well rent a U-Haul and move to Mexico.

The laid back states are not too surprising:

1. Hawaii
2. Louisiana
3. Mississippi
4. Iowa
5. Wyoming

Hawaii is only really stressful if you have to work and pay taxes there.  Since 90% of the natives are on welfare and doing crack it makes sense they feel pretty good about doing nothing all day.  The other four on the best list are GOP run states doing pretty well, thank you very much.

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