Sperm Bank: Redhead Donors Need Not Deposit

Demand for red-haired donors is so low that Cryos International says don't bother donating.

"There are too many redheads in relation to demand," Ole Schou, director of Cryos says.

Men with brown hair and brown eyes are very popular, though.

Cryos ships sperm to more than 65 countries around the world, and donors get up to $500 for their semen.

Considering the multitude of human traits, it is odd that redheaded hair color would be singled out as the one attribute considered most undesirable...

The liberal gene was recently discovered, perhaps we could screen all donors for liberal bias, cleanse the world of left-leaning radicals, and those who agree with them.  Ah, but that's not gonna happen.

Climate Change Rally Draws Zero People

Climate Change is getting colder for cult members.  Unlike the postal service, when a rally gets called and it's raining, well, the little greenie-rat-bastards stay home.

Organizing For Action (OFA) is a spin-off from the 2012 Obama campaign.  No doubt OFA got their IRS paperwork handled in smart fashion.

OFA like other left-wing groups is filled with liberal goons and cry-babies.  Naturally one of their reasons to exist is to be part of the green fascism that's been poking it's head out regularly from under Obama regime rocks.

OFA's  'Climate Change' rally was to take place in Georgetown, VA yesterday.  And it was held, the problem? Not one warm body showed up.  Not even a news crew.

OFA is tasked with diverting attention from Obama's failed economic policies.  So far, they've tried, and failed to get anyone to show up to any of their rallys.  Last week it was on Obamacare, they got a dozen for that one.  This week its Global Warming and none showed.

It may be time for OFA to fade away like the Occupy bowel-movement.  The little farting sound won't be heard, not even if it's done in a forest where no one will be there to hear it.

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NAACP Wants Rodeo Clown Executed

A rodeo clown made-up to look like Obama rhetorically asked a Missouri audience if they wanted a bull to run him down. An innocent parody being blown up like a pile of horse-poop in a paddock.  Why?

Because the black race-hustlers really, really don't want to talk about black on black crime or real death threats against innocent people like George Zimmerman.

The NAACP and the other big race-hustlers see Obama dissenters as potential assassins.  You see, if there are no threats to Obama or other blacks, then these guys don't really have a job or a reason to get up in the morning.

On Tuesday, the Missouri State NAACP demanded Eric 'race baiter' Holder's DOJ investigate the rodeo clown wearing the Obama mask. 'The activities at the Missouri State Fair targeting and inciting violence against our President are serious and warrant a full review by both the Secret Service and the Justice Department,' said State President Mary Ratliff.

Odd, back in 1994 the clown was dressed to look like Bush and performed the same trick.  Where was the NAACP then?  Oh yea, Bush was a white president.

Turns out all of this is really about blacks in Missouri trying to hustle taxpayers for more welfare, medicare and food stamps. Can you spell e-x-t-o-r-t-i-o-n?

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TSA Scours Big Hair For Bombs

Can a bomb be hidden in big hair?

Dallas resident Isis Brantley was stopped at Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport in Atlanta.
The TSA suspected her large Afro-styled hair was a warehouse for weapons.

"And so she started patting my hair, and I was in tears at that point," Brantley said. "And she was digging in my scalp."  Brantley said the experience was humiliating.

Isis has been flying for 20 years with the same hair-do. She's never before been molested in this way.

TSA questioned later issued the usual canned, lawyer checked, meaningless, uncaring statement:   "TSA's screening procedures are designed to ensure the security of the traveling public".

Oh, that's why, nevermind..

Shock: Men Think Sex Women Think Chocolate

In the 'gee tell me what I don't already know' department yet another mundane study has figured out men think about sex more than women, in fact twice as often.

No, contrary to urban myth men don't ponder sex stuff every 7 seconds, but they do flash sexual images 34.2 times per day or about every 28 minutes.  Who measures these things, and why?

Psychologists at Ohio State University studied students for the website LoveHoney. How young adults age 18-25 represent all of us isn't in question, but the results seem to paint a pretty grim picture for males.

Women get their sex dealie going about 16 times a day and flash food pictures at about the same rate. Men get food on the brain 25 times a day. So males spending a lot of time pondering sex and food and women are worried about getting sleep next to a guy that has an overheated brain full of sex fantasies boiling over next to her.

So as you saunter down the street and catch a glimpse of some guy with a dog-food-eating-grin on his face you'll know what's going on and can adjust your foot path accordingly.

Canada Issues Warning On Internet Semen Sales

Canada's health agency has warned would-be parents not to purchase 'fresh' semen online. 

'Canadians should be cautious of websites advertising the availability of semen, such as 'fresh' semen that has not been processed and cryopreserved (frozen),' the warning says.  

The agency listed infectious diseases such as HIV/AIDS, hepatitis B or C, syphilis, chlamydia, or gonorrhea as possible effects.

Canada's list of approved semen processors and importers are subject to regular inspections.   

You be the judge.  Is Canada on the job or is it just a giant over-reacting nanny state bending over too far to protect a goofy public that can think of no better way to get loin-candy...

Cut Rate Abortion Sunday Special

Abortion on demand is the result of anti-life weenies taking abortion to extremes.  The concept is really no different than infanticide, but liberals like to invent dubious double-speak to hide from detractors.  So killing kids in the womb is softened and excused as 'a woman's right to choose.'

The Orlando Woman’s Center was shut down in June because the guy running it, Dr. James Pendergraft has had his medical license pulled five times.  Pendergraft is undeterred even after all the gear in his clinic was siezed.  He quickly reopened ready to take victims at an even lower price and at an even higher pace.  

The Orlando butcher shop is offering $50 discount coupons but only if you get your abortion on a Sunday.  Apparently Sunday's are slow.

Pendergraft and his pro-abortion pals both say,‘I've done nothing that I thought was inappropriate, illegal, immoral or wrong.’

Oh, the goof is appropriate, legal, moral and right. Nevermind.

Judge Rules No First Name 'Messiah'

Who would name their kid 'Messiah?'

Jaleesa Martin and her baby-daddy were fighting over what to name their toddler boy.  They couldn't agree on the name but they did agree to go to court and have a judge figure it out.

Oh, the story doesn't say if Jaleesa and dad are married.  Still the two couldn't agree what last name little Messiah should carry.

The Angle asks what stake the guy has in the boy's name if mommy Jaleesa is single.

So for now, let's assume they're married, and Jaleesa doesn't want daddy's surname 'McCullough' on little Messiah's birth certificate.

Jaleesa did pondered the notion to name the little guy 'Jesus' but for some reason decided the moniker sounded too 'religious.' Ultimately she settled on Messiah DeShawn Martin.

 Jaleesa has two other kids named Micah and Mason. It's unclear what Micah and Mason's last names are, but since the fight is over Messiah let's assume the other two kids have a different daddy and Jaleesa is into alliteration in baby names.

Child support magistrate Lu Ann Ballew didn't hand down a decision Jaleesa expected. You see, the story is not about Jaleesa and her brood of oddly named kids, oh no no. The magistrate ordered the little boy's name changed to Martin DeShawn McCullough.

The judge says she was also concerned about religion and told the shocked mom the name 'Messiah' would get the kid into trouble in the Christian dominated community. Jaleesa apparently would have been better off going for her first choice - Jesus.

So Jaleesa is none to happy, of course, and now has a son with a different first name AND a different last name.  The lesson she learned getting the 'government' involved.

Wonder who's paying for all these kids and their odd and different first and last names?  Any guesses?

Kid Brings Mom’s Crack Pipe For Show-And-Tell

A Missouri kindergarten student brought his mom’s crack pipe and crack-cocaine in for show-and-tell.

The boy’s 32-year-old mother was arrested and charged with possession of a controlled substance and child endangerment.

The teacher told police that the boy had the pipe and 'several baggies of crack rocks'.  The street value of the drugs were about $3,700.

Eric Holder announced a new DOJ effort to get 'low level' crack whacks released from jail and force states to eradicate mandatory jail sentences.

Obama Killing The Middle Class

Unions claim they created the middle-class.  A dubious claim with no basis in historical fact.

Wages are down, jobs wiped out, the poverty, disability and Food Stamp rates are at record levels.

Housing has come back for speculators and landlords, but not for middle-class homeowners.

Obama has either been impotent or intentionally ignoring it.

Last year Pew found 28% had fallen out of the middle-class.  Double that this year.  Who's getting zapped the most?

35% Divorced Women
17.6% Single Women
17% Black Men
16.3% Women Without College
8% Hispanic Men

Are unions saving them?  No.  Obama is clearly running on empty and the Middle-Class is being dismantled.

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Obama Gestapo? Obama Operates Critics Website

Obama and his cronies have a new website - the www.attackwatch.com.

The attackwatch website smacks of Orwell's bigbrother. A one-stop-shop to turn in your friend, neighbor, or anyone you think doesn't like Barack Obama.

Should we be worried?  It's one thing to put up with the eroding freedoms from NSA databases, cell phones being recorded and the TSA strip searches.  Quite another to witness a sitting president get so paranoid that he feels compelled to ask citizens to turn one another in, for simple dissent.

Anyone guessing Bill and Hillary have one of these too?

Three-Year Olds Tracked For Hate Speech

'Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you.' - George Orwell, 1984, Chapter 1.

British school kids are being registered in a government database if suspected of or accused of being 'racist' or 'homophobic.'

Some 34,000 incidents of racism were reported over the last two years in Britain. Nursery school toddlers as young as three have since been put in the database. Their crime? They uttered words and phrases such as 'gay', 'lesbian', 'broccoli head', and 'this work is gay'.

Schools are required to report such incidents to authorities and face punishments for not doing so under anti-bullying policies.

Can it happen in the USA? Given Obama's new website www.attackwatch.com it's likely already happening - Obama has demonstrated a temper when criticized and keeps track of his detractors.

Speech policing is Orwellian 'newspeak', a process to filter out objectionable words as if uttering them was equivalent to crime, a 'thoughtcrime'. Orwell's "big brother" has arrived, don't belive it?  Keep watching the NSA scandal, folks.

Two Products To Tame Two Year Olds

Age two is a terrible age for all kids.  You don't need a child psychology degree to know something extra-haywire goes wrong when kids hit the the 'terrible twos.'

The explanation lies somewhere in human evolution where the infant wants/demands to cut the invisible umbilical chord and strike out to hunt and gather on their own.  Fine.

Since there's nothing to hunt or gather except crud from around the house the kid drives parents  half-bat-shit crazy trying to keep the little terrors from eating the dog's kibble or making a paint-thinner cocktail.

A company in Brazil has just the answer for home and at the mall or God-help you if you take your toddler into a toy store.

The 'Baby Trap Chair' is a high chair with wrist and ankle manacles branded as 'The end of suffering at meal times'.

The 'Happy Heavy Ball' is small ball and chain for the ankle, painted bright orange and with a smiley face billed as the little dungeon device that promises,  'No more running around the house'.

And for those extra tough cases the 'Lovely Straight Jacket' made for both boys and girls, offers to 'keep your children's hands away from crap they don't belong near'.

No doubt these things will find disfavor among liberal parents who are unable to control their kids and have no intention of ever doing so.

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ACLU Battles Schools Blocking Gay Websites

The ACLU sent threats to school districts with Internet filters blocking gay websites warning their efforts are unconstitutional and must be removed to “avoid any potential litigation.”

Gay rights groups say school systems ban gay-related websites on school computers.  Schools say they're trying to stop children from being exposed to sexually explicit material.

“There is no legitimate reason why any public school should be using an anti-LGBT filter,” said Joshua Block, staff attorney for ACLU Lesbian Gay Bisexual & Transgender (LGBT) Project.

David Cortman, a lawyer defending school districts says, “school districts shouldn’t be bullied into exposing students to sexually explicit materials.”

A Missouri school district that refused to lift its customized “sexuality” filter was sued in federal court this month by the ACLU and four gay advocacy organizations.

If you're wondering what students could be exposed to, just Google "gay"....go ahead, see if you've got the stomach to view those websites.

Cherokee Tribe: Blacks Need Not Apply

Obama administration's BIA (Bureau of Indian Affairs) wants the Cherokee Nation to make 2,800 descendants of slaves fully emancipated Cherokees.

BIA's Larry Echo Hawk demanded acting tribal chief Joe Crittenden let blacks known as "Cherokee Freedmen," be allowed to vote.

"The Cherokee Nation will not be governed by the BIA," Crittenden said in defiance.

The history of Cherokee owned black slaves goes back to the 1830s. The tribe was forced to relocate to present-day Oklahoma during the Andrew Jackson (D) administration; Cherokee plantation owners took their slaves with them. The so-called Freedmen are descendants of those slaves.

Obama is pressing a range of 'reparations' on behalf of blacks.  All costing taxpayers billions of course.

EPA Hiring Frenzy: Third Of A Million New Enforcers

The EPA set new greenhouse gas regulations they admit are 'absurd' and 'impossible to administer.'

The rogue agency has hired over 230,000 new enforcers since last year — at a cost of $21 billion — to implement the rules.

The EPA aims to regulate greenhouse gas emissions through the Clean Air Act, and SCOTUS says the EPA has the power to do so. 

“While EPA acknowledges that come 2016, the administrative burdens may still be so great that compliance … may still be absurd or impossible to administer at that time, that does not mean that the Agency is not moving toward the statutory thresholds,” the EPA crows.

IRS Still Targeting Tea Party

GOP voters ripped Congressman Andy Harris and the GOP in a Maryland town-hall meeting yesterday for not standing up against government abuses. One guy told Harris, “We’re dying out here because you guys are being nice guys!”

And while Lois Lerner is taking the 5th, left, oh you guessed it, we find the IRS is STILL going after Tea Party groups three months after they got caught!

Behind closed doors at the House Ways & Means Committee yesterday an unidentified IRS agent said requests for special tax status from Tea Party groups is being forced into a special 'secondary screening' and held indefinitely because the agency has been given no other direction to stop the abuse.

So while the GOP licks Obama's ankles and John McCain is going to Harry Reid's house for lunch, what do we the people get?  Need we say it?

Fat Tax To Hit 55% Of America

A fat tax is a tax or surcharge that is placed upon fattening foods, beverages or individuals.  Denmark already has the tax, other nations are sure to follow given the obesity epidemic.

Hey Dems how about a 'twinkie tax' in the USA? .

The fat are primarily poor, minority, and uneducated.  Is it fair then, to tax the fat and the dumb?  Well, being stupid has never stopped a Democrat before.

Studies found that a 10% tax on sugar-laden soda led to a 7% reduction in calories from soft drinks, and a 10% tax on pizza led to a 12% reduction in calories from pizza and the saturated fats from cheese.

Michelle Obama is barking up the wrong tree trying to strong arm kids at school.  She needs to get start taking Oprah's fat bucks...

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Open New Business Account Get A Free AK-47...

Wonder if Merchant Service dotcom is still giving away AK-47s to new business account customers.

The “No Merchant Victims” campaign launched by the company provided customers with their very own voucher for a shiny new world-class assault rifle - the infamous AK-47.

'...we are not simply handing out AK-47 assault rifles to anyone who opens an account with us...you will receive a voucher that can be used towards the purchase of a firearm at any reputable gun shop...,' oh, then you can get a cool handgun instead?

Seems like a fair deal...

Fannie & Freddie Cornerstone Of Suprime Collapse

As has been documented on this blog many times, GSE Fannie and Freddie are the root of the subprime housing bubble and subsequent econ crash. 

Now Obama says he wants to get rid of them.

It boggles the mind that the Democrats are able to fool the public over what really happened to the economy and housing.

One day history will get it right and the 'black hats' revealed, but not till most of them will be long out of politics and even off the planet.  Remember the names behind the curtain, FDR, Lyndon Johnson, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank, Harry Reid, Franklin Raines, Mario Cuomo and the Congressional Black Caucus.  All had a hand in the creation and the execution of the collapse of housing.

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