Schools Require Teachers Wear Underwear

Arkansas is taking action to stop teachers from going commando and shoeless in classrooms.  Once upon a time it was the students who needed to be told how to dress, now it's the teachers.

Little Rock School District's new superintendent Dr Dexter Suggs refers to underwear as 'foundation garments' and wants to make sure staff and teachers lay that foundation while at work.

The dress code also banishes spandex leggings, hip-hugging jeans. and 'excessively tight' pants.  The happless 'sagging boxer hike' style no adult should even try-out is likewise targeted.

The edict even bans clothes with slogans advertising alcohol, drugs or cigarettes. Wow.  Looks like the ZigZag guy is gonna have to stay home.

But did they really have to demand teachers' hair 'must be clean, neat and well-groomed' and shoes 'must be worn at all times?' Where do these places get their teachers from - a homeless shelter?

Get this, the district is so concerned some teachers are so cash-strapped they won't be able to run out and get underwear and shoes they are giving them 'till the 2015 school year to comply.

Yikes!

Arctic Ice Shrink Suddenly Reverses

Just when things seemed warm and cozy for the Global Warming cult over the shrinking Arctic Ice Cap the Earth takes a u-turn. 

The BBC was so sure they had the Arctic retreat figured out they predicted a tropical return of trees and warm-weather species in the Arctic by 2020. 

A record cold Arctic summer has frozen a million more square miles of ocean more than at the same time last year – an increase of 60%.

Legitimate climate scientists say a period of cooling underway until at least the middle of this century – a process that cripples climate alarmist computer forecasts.

And few are more upset about the cooling than the UN.

The 'pause' in warming noticed about a year ago is now amplified by the return of the Arctic ice sheet.  So the UN’s climate change body now has to hustle to hold a crisis meeting.  You see, the UN has a lot of warm money at stake and all of this fuss and fact about cooling comes at a bad time for them.

Anyone care?

Study: Post Baby Boom Males Boring And Lazy

You a guy born after 1970?  A new study, and there are always new studies, points fingers at you and your brothers as the laziest, most boring, and least risk taking than all other generations of western males.

Dr Kate Cross of the University of St Andrews did the study which says young men have lost the spark for thrill-seeking, physical sports, and taking risks. As late as the 70s 48% of males were off the couch, today it's less than 28%.  Worse still?  Women are increasing their appetite for active, hard-charging zest and zeal.

‘The decline in the sex difference in thrill and adventure-seeking scores could reflect declines in average fitness levels, which might have reduced people’s interest in physically challenging activities,’ Cross says.

In plain-speak, young guys are shrinking from their role as males and spending a lot more time sitting in a chair shoving beer and chips down their gullets - and it's turning them into amorphous herds of limp-dicks.

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Black Jobless Rate Jumps To 13%

The real jobless rate takes into account the 91 million people that are not longer 'part of the workforce.'  But that's not how the Labor Department computers it.

The last time nearly half of all working age blacks were this poor, this jobless, this pissied off over race and the degradation of their homes and families was during Jim Crow.  At least when they were slaves they all had a job, food, housing, and relatively low crime.  Slavery is a bitch, true, but so is poverty.

Black 'official' black jobles rate is 13%.  Far higher than the white jobless rate of 4.5%. And black homeownership at an eighteen year low - despite getting all those subprime houses.

After five years of Obama, fifty years cradled in a War on Poverty, and trillions of taxpayer dollars wasted, by every relevant economic measurement, the gap between whites and blacks has never been as wide.

Depite 98% of them voting for Obama, Blacks are getting pimped by Obama.

Lesbian Major Faces Court Martial

Obama got busy and drove the gays into the military like a headless horseman on a night ride. Now the military is in chaos.

Senior Master Sgt. Phillip Monk has served in the Air Force for 19 years. Monk returned from a deployment and found he had a new commander, Maj. Elisa Valenzuela, who is openly lesbian.

Monk, a devout Christian says Valenzuela discussed wanting a chaplain to offer a benediction, but she, “objected to one particular chaplain that she called a bigot because he preached that homosexuality is a sin.” Monk says the commander’s response was, “I don’t know what kind of people actually believe that kind of crap.”

Monk is one of those 'kind of people [that] actually believe that kind of crap.'

Valenzuela seems to be on a witch-hunt for those holding such beliefs..

It all came to a head one day when Valenzuela gave Monk a direct order.  Monk was to tell her whether he regards those who oppose gay marriage as discriminating against homosexuals. Valenzuela allegedly told him supporting gay marriage military policy, and that he wasn't allowed to disagree with that policy.

Monk refused to answer.  Valenzuela then relieved Monk of his duties. The Senior Master Sargent is one year from retirement.  So he called the Liberty Institute.  Their general counsel, Jeff Mateer, says, 'hostility to religious faith in the military is rampant and increasing at an alarming rate.'

Mounting threats to First Amendment rights have led Congress to create law to protect troops against religious hostility. The bill passed the House and is pending in the Senate. Obama has already threatened to veto the bill. 

The Air Force says it may court-martial the Major.  Or not...

'GhettoTracker.com' Ripped As Racist

Remember National Lampoon's Vacation when 'Clark Griswold' played by Chevy Chase takes a wrong exit near St. Louis and ends up rolling into the part of town where gunshots are routine?

Well, now there's a website that wants to help. At first they had the domain name GhettoTracker.com but predictably the site's creators were attacked by the race gorillas from Huffington post and NAACP. So the site name was changed to GoodPartOfTown.com.

But that's still not good enough for those looking for racists under every rock and on every website. So now the site is sort-of a meandering list of commentary with no graphics and no theme - a webghost.

The original idea was benign of course. Ghetto Tracker allowed users to rate an area's safety. Using those ratings, the site would dub the poorly rated neighborhoods 'GHETTO' in bold red. But in the era of Obama, race hate matters, especially when uttering one of the twenty-dozen words the race-hustlers own.

Of course there's nothing wrong with helping people avoid trouble. And lets face it folks, trouble can most assuredly be found in places like Detroit, Chicago, East LA, and if you wanna get shot by a white guy, maybe even parts of Sacramento, CA.

Just can't have the service now, not while black racists are running the show, and white-guilters are getting brownie points for acting like fascist-horses-asses parroting each other.

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Giant Handgun Mailbox Okay'd By Postmaster

New Jersey resident Roger Buchko, 49, created a 20 foot long, 5 foot high replica of his Smith & Wesson 29 Classic .44 Magnum revolver.  The giant handgun is pointed at the street with his mailbox mounted in the barrel.

A semi-retired cabinet maker, the gun took four months working fulltime to make.

The ammo-chamber of the handgun actually revolves like the real thing, for some reason.  But it's okay.  Before installing the mailbox Buchko made sure he would still get his mail.

'I don't see a problem with it,' said Postmaster Melody Baylis.  'As long as it accommodates the size of the mail he receives, it's not a problem.'

Wonder if George Zimmerman is gonna get one? 

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Secession Movement Growing

Once the USA tried to tear itself apart during a Civil War over the unsolvable issue of slavery. There was one state, though, that was itself split and remains split to this day - Virginia begat West Virginia. 

The Civil War would have resulted in two USAs had the Confederacy prevailed - some could make the case the south winning would have prevented the federal government from becoming the monolithic beast it is today.

Colorado has a chunk of counties in the Northeast corner pushing back and voting on secession.  Southern California counties including Riverside, Orange and San Diego are also getting fed up enough to split off.   The grumbling among counties and states alike gets worse when American's loose common ground and can't resolve differences like grown-ups - and most of us understand liberals are not grown-ups.

But the really interesting one is Northern California and Southern Oregon.

The Siskiyou County Board of Supervisors voted 4-1 on Tuesday for a declaration of secession. The vote is likely futile since it requires approval of the very menace assembly that has them pissed off enough to want to split off.  But backers want other rural counties in Northern California and Southern Oregon to join them in the creation of a new state called the State of Jefferson.

The idea first originated with a Mayor in Oregon in 1941 and has never completely died out.

NAACP And Ku Klux Klan Summit Meeting

A historic meeting took place last Saturday night - no, not Obama growling at Putin or Terry Mcauliffe huddling with Michael Bloomberg.  The meeting was between the NAACP and the Ku Klux Klan and had been 8 months in the planning.

The Wyoming NAACP and the Ku Klux Klan John Abarr who organizes white-supermecists in the West sat across from each other at a conference table under tight security in a Casper, Wyoming hotel.

Jimmy Simmons of the NAACP asked for the meeting after receiving reports that KKK literature was being passed around. The discussion included race relations and other reported beatings of black males.

John Abarr said the KKK wasn't passing out literature and didn't beat anyone up. But he did say he and his group want Wyoming and other neighboring states to secede from the union and expects blacks living in those states to move elsewhere.

Ironically, Abarr had applied for membership in the NAACP and had just paid his $30 fee to get his card. Abarr said he didn't ask anybody at the meeting if they'd like to join the KKK.

‘You have to be white to join the Klan,’ Abarr noted.

Golfer Loses Two Fingers To Crocodile

Florida is golf heaven.  But whether pro or amateur, on a Florida golf course everyone knows the links are shared with alligators.  So how the sphincter does a crocodile get onto a golf course in Cancun, Mexico?

New Yorker Edward Lunger, 50, was at the Iberostar Cancun Golf Club in Mexico perfecting his bunker technique when a full-sized crocodile attacked from the cover of bushes and snapped off two of his fingers.

Lunger was saved by his golf buddy, Mark Martin who grabbed a 40-pound bolder and smashed it onto the big lizards head.

‘I’m thinking my whole hand is off, I couldn’t feel my hand. It was like my whole body was on fire.’ Ed was rushed to a private hospital that demanded $17,800 in cash up front.

Of course Ed's suing. Turns out the crocodiles were brought to Iberostar ‘as a marketing tourist attraction.’ What's defense does Iberostar claim? That Ed taunted and baited the croc with a dead chicken!

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Rapist Collapses: Victim HIV Positive

What Karma does a rapist deserve after breaking into a woman's home while she slept and raping her without mercy? How about HIV and AIDS...

Richard 'Dick' Thomas, 27, collapsed and was taken to a hospital after the cops told him his rape victim was HIV positive. It seems Dick didn't like the news.

The fun part is Dick knew the woman well enough to know she was ill but apparently didn't know the underlying cause. So one night last June, after a half dozen Guinness stouts, Dick decided to just take what he wanted.

So now he'll do five years and four months in the slammer and be placed on the sex offenders register for life. Dick gets his HIV test results Friday.  Anyone feel sorry for this guy? Anyone?

Marijuana Grower Decapitated By Own Booby Trap

The Yosemite (Rim) fire soon to become California's biggest was likely started by the state's drug cartels.

So when a Frajo farmer falls into a booby trap of their own making, well, let's just say its all about Karma baby.

Daniel Ricketts, 50, got loaded and drove his ATV into a piano wire trap he set himself around his crop of weed. The wire sliced Dan's head off like cleaver through a hot dog.

Ironically, Ricketts was doing the dope dealie on Saw Mill Rd.

The middle-aged Ganja grower liked to set traps. The idiot had dozens of them in his Pakaloco patch made of barbed wire similar to devices used to nail coyotes.

So all you pot heads out there - light one up for dumb Danny Rickets.  He's not lighting one up for you, though.

Caffeine Spray Hits Faces This Month

Listed under Solutions Solving A Non Problem category find Sprayable Energy's "world's first caffeine based topical energy spray."

A few blogs ago the Angle brought your attention to AeroShot which delivers a shot of caffeine into your lungs like an asthma inhaler.

Sprayable Energy bypasses coffee breath, stained shirts and mugs by dousing the skin with the stimulant instead of filling your lungs with the goo of the coffee berry.  If you use sugar, cream or milk in your morning java fix you're even able to avoid those pounds too.

But let's get real folks.  Do we really want to avoid buying, storing, grinding, brewing, pouring and burning our lips on the real thing?

DNC Chair Freaks Over Colorado Recalls

DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman-Schultz says the recall elections of Colorado state senators John Morse (D) and Angela Giron (D) are "a blatant attack on our Democratic principles."

A lap-licking-liberal, Schultz zaps those who say life begins at conception as ‘extreme and radical.’ 

Debbie is also an Obama butt-licker, her convenient lack of memory regarding all of Obama's failures got her the job as DNC chair.

Once in the chair she went on Meet The Press claiming the GOP wanted to kill grandma and strip her Medicare benefits despite the fact that it is Obama and the Dems that stole $500 billion from the fund.

Debbie Screwball-Schultz complains the recall is about out-of-state groups funding and working the effort. . But the truth, of course, is the exact opposite.  Out-of-state groups and individuals are taking sides with Morse and Giron.  For example, Obama's Organizing for Action operatives are running Giron's office, and New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg has donated $350,000 to help Morse and Giron fight the recall effort.

Really?  Oh, well nevermind then.

Saudi Arabia: We Nuke Up When Iran Nukes Up

Prince Turki al-Faisal admitted when Iran gets their nukes Riyadh will nuke up too. 

"We cannot live in a situation where Iran has nuclear weapons and we don't. It's as simple as that," the Prince said. "If Iran develops a nuclear weapon, that will be unacceptable to us and we will have to follow suit."

Iran says they have nearly a thousand centrifuges going full blast now - they had 100 when Obama took over.

Labor Day: 40,000 Quit AFL-CIO Over Obamacare

Irony and Karma are writing Obama's entire second term.

What could be more laughable than AFL-CIO President Richard 'Dick' Trumka admitting last week that  'mistakes'  were made in the writing of ObamaCare.  Dick took 'till now to realize Obamacare was 'not thought completely through' when the act was put together?

Remember, this is the puke that stood next to Obama crowing hyping the unread law back in 2008.  And took the opportunity to thank grannie Pelosi for driving ObamaCare ‘down the Republicans’ throat and out their backside.’ 

Apparently not reading the law back in 2009 will now lead to the end of the AFL-CIO itself - anyone crying?.  Over 40,000 longshoremen just quit the AFL-CIO to look for their own healthcare!

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Obamacare Train Wreck In 28 Days

California socialists are getting giggly as the countdown to Obamacare enters it's final month. 

California is gonna blow $45 million this year on a publicity campaign for Obamacare. The goonie state will spend another $35 million next year doing the same thing. The cash came from a taxpayer-funded federal grant Obama was happy to squeeze out of Medicare.

“We’ve done the background research to make sure we reach people in ways that are specific to their hopes, fears and concerns...," said Obamacare bureaucrat Peter Lee.

A new Kaiser Health poll showed 44% don't know Obamacare is a law. Gallup found 43% of the uninsured are unaware Obamacare forces them to get health insurance or face fines and penalties.

So why not blow more Medicare money getting those morons to pay attention?

Couture: Dead Sparrow Spiked Heels

Haute Couture's entire premise pushes the principle utilitarian need for clothing to gelastic extremes.  The runways, the super models, the decadent excesses all aimed to squeeze sums of cash from the idle rich.

So where are the clothes hounds going now?  For centuries they've been wearing the skins of dead animals so would it be surprising to find them going after shoes made of slaughtered sparrows?

Divya Anantharaman, a 29-year-old Pratt Institute graduate workining in Brooklyn, kills and stuffs birds, rodents and deer creating fashion for the macabre wealthy.

The pinnacle of her collection is a a pair of six-inch high-stiletto-heels festooned with metallic silver scales, quartz crystals and real dead sparrows.

Divya's prize winning shoes are put together by a cobbler in London.  She expects to get between $2,500 and $3,000 per pair.

So, who will show up with these things first? Lady GagMeWithASpoon? Maybe MaMomma? How about the gargantuan Michelle Ovacationer? A long line of decadent customers await.

Japan Quakes From Global Warming?

Fanatics like Al Gore and Michael Moore now blame the Japanese earthquakes and subsequent Fukishima disaster on Global Warming.

The theme's always the same.  Anything and everything bad that happens gets laid at the altar of cosmic climate change.

Did these two goons notice there were no hurricanes in August?  These two guys predicted a record hurricane season, oops all over again.

Mistake not The Global Warming Cult for what they want.

They're a dangerous breed of anti-society primitives who will stop at nothing in their quest to wreck modern society.  They spread myth, false science, and make alarmist claims to fool a few.

Don't be among them.

China's Wages To Rise 80%

WSJ: China's wages will increase 80% over the next five years.

And that will pour inflation gasoline on the US econ already primed to explode thanks to Obama/Bernanke money printing.

Higher wages in China translate directly into higher product prices in the US.  The overall effect of rising prices both due to what is happening in China, Chinese demand for food and resources, and the decline of wages and jobs in the US will lead to a perfect storm of currency-collapse and chaos.