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Angry Blue Hair Women

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NYC streets seethe with hair colors found in lava lamps and neon signs.     Oddly blue dominates the heads of manic and frantic frothin...

Teacher Threatens 7th Graders

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A 7th grade honor student, Jordan Wooley, testified at a Katy, Texas school board meeting that she and others were abused at the hands of...

Oakland's Race Department

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Last June 22 the Oakland city council's Desley Brooks recited a long list of "systematic" inequalities claimed to fester ...

Science: Extinction Eminent

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Humans love a good apocalypse.  And when nature fails to bring one, people expect them anyway.  Researchers identified a 26 million-y...

China's GMO Dogs

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Ready for robo-dog? Geneticists found the muscle manager myostatin gene in 1997.   Soon after, a passel of lab goons created hyper-musc...

'Gum' Scare Panics School

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Instead of fostering a nurturing and safe place to learn (by arming teachers and administrators); schools are getting schizophrenic. A ...

Girl's Sketch Snags Serial Burglar

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Though details remain sketchy eleven-year-old Rebecca DePietro's child-like drawing was apparently all the cops needed to nail serial...

Dead Woman Halloween Prank

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A bunch of construction workers thought Halloween pranksters crashed their site. But on closer inspection one worker said, "...thi...

Wild Wheelchair DUI

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Ronny Hicks may like to get a snoot full but neither he nor anyone else has a right to get drunk and whiz down the road in an electric wh...

DNC Debate Predictions

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The hotly anticipated first (and likely last) Democrat Party debate for the 2016 election season is hopping on CNN air tonight. So what...

Chelsea Clinton Chortles

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Chelsea Clinton grew up sheltered from the shenanigans in her family.  But now as an adult she certainly should know better. Chelsea wa...

Dirty Dishes And Drought

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Fort Bragg City Council has ordered residents and businesses to cut water by another 30%. Residents are barred from washing cars, water...

QB Suspended For Touching

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A high school QB in West Salem, OR got booted from campus after an alleged “inappropriate touching” of the team's center. QB Garret...

Burger King's Green Poop

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Burger King says A.1. sauce is the black in the baked buns on it's wild Halloween Black Whopper. Black Whopper customer's a...

Gay Priests Purged

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The Vatican sends gay priests, drug addicts and pedophiles to the Venturini monastery in Trento, Italy. The confused clerics are expe...

Liars And Pee'ers

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Researchers at Cal State Fullerton blew a bunch of bucks on a diabolical theory. Dr. Iris Blandon-Gitlin says the brain has to bend ove...

Farting Forces Firing

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Louann Clem says Case Pork Roll Company fired her comptroller husband Richard Clem for trepidatious giant-loud trouser trumpeting. Dick...

Spanker Claims Self-Defense

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Christopher Flowers, 38, is sitting in a New Orleans slammer on an assault charge today. According to the Times-Picayune, “Mr. Flowers...

California Drought Conspiracy

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Aside from the ferocious two-hundred thousand acre fires still raging across the once Golden State, the Mountain Meadows Reservoir (aka W...

Women Over Hill By Twenty-Five

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OKCupid founder Christian Rudder compiled data from his site and found men of all ages want females 20 to 24.    Women over 35 should...
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