Angry Blue Hair Women
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NYC streets seethe with hair colors found in lava lamps and neon signs. Oddly blue dominates the heads of manic and frantic frothin...
Teacher Threatens 7th Graders
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A 7th grade honor student, Jordan Wooley, testified at a Katy, Texas school board meeting that she and others were abused at the hands of...
Oakland's Race Department
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Last June 22 the Oakland city council's Desley Brooks recited a long list of "systematic" inequalities claimed to fester ...
Science: Extinction Eminent
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Humans love a good apocalypse. And when nature fails to bring one, people expect them anyway. Researchers identified a 26 million-y...
China's GMO Dogs
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Ready for robo-dog? Geneticists found the muscle manager myostatin gene in 1997. Soon after, a passel of lab goons created hyper-musc...
'Gum' Scare Panics School
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Instead of fostering a nurturing and safe place to learn (by arming teachers and administrators); schools are getting schizophrenic. A ...
Girl's Sketch Snags Serial Burglar
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Though details remain sketchy eleven-year-old Rebecca DePietro's child-like drawing was apparently all the cops needed to nail serial...
Dead Woman Halloween Prank
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A bunch of construction workers thought Halloween pranksters crashed their site. But on closer inspection one worker said, "...thi...
Wild Wheelchair DUI
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Ronny Hicks may like to get a snoot full but neither he nor anyone else has a right to get drunk and whiz down the road in an electric wh...
DNC Debate Predictions
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The hotly anticipated first (and likely last) Democrat Party debate for the 2016 election season is hopping on CNN air tonight. So what...
Chelsea Clinton Chortles
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Chelsea Clinton grew up sheltered from the shenanigans in her family. But now as an adult she certainly should know better. Chelsea wa...
Dirty Dishes And Drought
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Fort Bragg City Council has ordered residents and businesses to cut water by another 30%. Residents are barred from washing cars, water...
QB Suspended For Touching
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A high school QB in West Salem, OR got booted from campus after an alleged “inappropriate touching” of the team's center. QB Garret...
Burger King's Green Poop
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Burger King says A.1. sauce is the black in the baked buns on it's wild Halloween Black Whopper. Black Whopper customer's a...
Gay Priests Purged
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The Vatican sends gay priests, drug addicts and pedophiles to the Venturini monastery in Trento, Italy. The confused clerics are expe...
Liars And Pee'ers
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Researchers at Cal State Fullerton blew a bunch of bucks on a diabolical theory. Dr. Iris Blandon-Gitlin says the brain has to bend ove...
Farting Forces Firing
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Louann Clem says Case Pork Roll Company fired her comptroller husband Richard Clem for trepidatious giant-loud trouser trumpeting. Dick...
Spanker Claims Self-Defense
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Christopher Flowers, 38, is sitting in a New Orleans slammer on an assault charge today. According to the Times-Picayune, “Mr. Flowers...
California Drought Conspiracy
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Aside from the ferocious two-hundred thousand acre fires still raging across the once Golden State, the Mountain Meadows Reservoir (aka W...
Women Over Hill By Twenty-Five
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OKCupid founder Christian Rudder compiled data from his site and found men of all ages want females 20 to 24. Women over 35 should...
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