Guy Invents Yolk Yanking Thingamajig
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Need to get the yoke out of a dozen eggs to make a meringue, mousse, souffle. creme brulee. chipotle mayonnaise, custard or sponge cake? M...
Bacon Flavored Milkshakes At Jack-In-The-Box
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Jack In The Box takes no prisoners and makes no apology - it's about feeding the insatiable, gluttonous, gobbling masses. The marr...
Israeli's Invent Wound Welding Torch
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An Israeli medic has invented a painless welding torch that replaces stitches, staples and sticky tape today used to close surgical wound...
iPhone Masturbation App Debuts In NYC
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What's left for the iPhone? How about an app with a timid female voice over a stream of pictures depicting pertinent parts of the f...
Mother Hits Son In Middle Of Anger Management Class
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Misty Lawson , 30, of Louisville, KY was arrested after punching her pre-pubescent son while both were attending an in-home anger managem...
50MPH Jet Bicycle Death Trap
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The Angle's dumbshit of the week award goes to a 32-year-old Brit plumber named Colin Furze. Colin sets speed records on little pil...
8th Grader Arrested/Charged For Wearing NRA Tee-Shirt
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While Obama and Napolitano are failing to protect the country from terror bombers and wasting time and money frisking fragile old ladies...
Conservatives Have Better Sex Than Liberals
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Liberals and conservatives agree on nothing and fight about everything. This time, conservatives get to crow - they have better sex. M...
Virus Alert: 'Highlander' Eats Everything Again
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The internet, cell phones, anything that communicates and runs software are all under constant assault from the evil hacker cult. An ...
PETA's Persistent Pornography Pitch
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PETA has a well deserved reputation for pomposity, hysterics and puerile howling. Whats the beef? Brit ex-pat Ingrid Newkirk has a har...
World's Biggest Camera Has 6-Foot Tall Negatives
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Why make a camera that's 12-feet tall and 35-feet long? So you can make a negative that's 6-feet tall. Ah, but you keep asking...
Obama's EPA Shipping Coal To China
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When in San Francisco last year Barry was overheard to crow he would kill the coal fired energy plants in the US. Obama's EPA has a...
Meth: Aryan Nation Partners With Black Gangs
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Richard Tries, 38, a member of the Aryan nations, teamed up with Robert 'Biz' Swinney, 22, hardcore gang-banger become business p...
Bill Maher Calls Sarah Palin's Kid A 'Retard'
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Bill Maher crafted a whole cottage industry out of head-in-ass commentary. And he has a hard-on for Sarah Palin. It's like the g...
Obama Bites Into Syrian War
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Well, it's finally happening. Obama's fourth tidy little war is Syria. Syria has a hot sectarian and religious war going where...
Yale University's Eugenics Program
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Eugenics is a discredited, deleterious, defunct social movement. The concept emerged during the second world war when Adolf Hitler laun...
Primer: How To Spot Left Wing Media Bias
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Liberal bias is reflected in a conscious choices by reporters and editors to spin the facts. The left-wing isn't interested in the...
Teacher Victim Of Domestic Violence Fired
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The Sandy Hook shootings are producing panic and fear in both public and private schools nationwide. Irrational fear filling gun grabber...
Cancer Death Rates Unchanged In 50 Years
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Cancer is the big 'C'. Despite daily 'breakthrough' stories, the overall death rate from cancer hasn't changed in th...
The Last Alarm Clock You Will Ever Own
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Can't get your ass out of bed? Here's an overkill product guaranteed to keep you sleepless... The Ramos Alarm Clock was inven...
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