Muslim Punches Nurse Delivering His Baby

The French had no clue what was coming when they let Muslim rush into the country.

Nassim Mimoune, 24, was ejected from the delivery room when he started to scream at the nurse midwife calling her a 'rapist'. Why? The nurse had the 'nerve' to start dressing his wife for childbirth.

Peering thru the viewing glass, he saw the nurse removing his wife's burqua. The hopped-up male became incensed, smashed thru the locked door of the delivery room, punched the nurse squarely in the face, frothing that the veil be replaced

Hospital security detained Nasim while his wife delivered a boy.  Nasim will be cooling his heels for 6-months in a French slammer while his wife breast feeds his kid in public.

The sentencing judge remarked  'Your religious values are not superior to the laws of the republic.'

Screw the 'republic', how about a little sympathy and gratitude toward the nurse?  The numbskull should be made to apologize to the whole staff, then follow his wife carrying all the baby gear walking two feet behind her with his head between his legs.

IRS Nails Queen Of Tax Fraud In Florida

Rashia Wilson taunted the IRS for two years on social media daring the agency to catch her.

Rashia had scammed $20 million from the IRS using stolen Social Security numbers to file bogus returns to get refunds, mainly based on low-income-tax credits.

Here is Rashia on Facebook: 'I'm Rashia, the queen of IRS tax fraud, I'm a millionaire for the record, so if U think indicting me will B easy it won't...I run Tampa right now.'

Rashia's bragging and reckless behavior is due to her inferior feelings growing up. Her mom was addicted to cocaine and her 'dad' was in prison - you know, a poor black family and a bi-polar mess growing inside her head.

So Raishia's little crime spree was inevitable. The arrogant toad was able to take advantage of a system that almost begs to be taken advantage of but didn't require her to taunt authorities to come arrest her..

Raisha plead guilty to wire fraud and aggravated identity theft and admitted to stealing more than $3 million but the final number is 7 times that. Oh yea, Raisha got 21 years and permanent foster homes for her three kids.   In twenty years kids that will no doubt be jailed for crimes of their own.

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Mosquitoes Like Beer Drinkers Most

Live in the middle of mosquito country?  Do you keep gallons of DEET in the garage next to two dozen $19.99 zapper gadgets that don't work?

Smithsonian Magazine says 20% or 1 in 5 are sought out rather than just becoming targets of opportunity.

Factors such as a single 12-ounce bottle of beer set you up for blood donation. Other factors include blood type, metabolism and pregnancy status.

Blood Type O has twice the meal appeal as Type A. And carbon dioxide gas pulls them in from 164 feet away.  Who makes more CO2?  Big people especially obese sweat hogs.

The flying vampires even go after those dressed in black, dark blue and red clothing.

So how to avoid the big bite?  Be under 5 feet tall, wear white, drink whiskey, pick Type A blood, and breath Helium instead of Oxygen so you don't make CO2.

The patch that makes you invisible to mosquitoes.

Man Finds 70 Year Old Love Letters Ends 77 Year Marriage

Antonio, 99, was munging around his dust-filled attic when he stumbled upon a cache of really old letters written by his wife, Rosa.

Rosa had taken a lover just 7 years into their 77 year marriage.  But for some goofy reason Rosa kept the letters and forgot about them for 7 decades.

So now Rosa's secret's out. And Tony got pissed, not just a little bit either. 

Married in Naples in 1934, the second world war was approaching. Antonio got a job in the Carabinieri paramilitary police working for the fascist Mussolini regime.

Though they have five 'kids' in their 70s, Antonio wants out!  Lawyer Anna Orecchioni said: 'He felt betrayed and unable to carry on with the marriage...it made no difference that the letters were written more than 70 years ago....'

Wow...five more years Tony and Rosa would nailed the 82 year record. But it's all about love Italian style man, and some things can't be forgiven - no matter how long ago it happened.  Do they even have a Match.com section for 99 year old divorced guys?

And oh yea, what was that other guys name again?

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Cop Shoots Bar Patron: 'I can do whatever I want'

Spelly’s Bar and Grille in Murrieta, California, had a dart game go bad.

Riverside County sheriff's deputy Dayle Long, 42, shot Samuel Vanettes, 36, three times, and fled after the victim slumped to the floor and died beneath the dart game.

Deputy Long had been drinking alone when he noticed a group playing darts. Long bragged to one of the men in the game, 'I’m better at darts than you are'. The response came quickly, "Aw, you suck at darts".

Long snapped, "That’s why I’m a cop, I can do whatever I want to do".'
Then the challenge, 'Really, you can do anything?'

Long pulled out his gun and pointed it at the group when Mr. Vanettes stepped between Long and the men. A witness saw Long 'pop three rounds into my friend Sam'.

Long was charged with murder and faces 50 years to life.  You see, the DOJ can do whatever it wants too.

OJ Simpson's Three Months To Live

Betcha OJ Simpson thought life was pretty sweet back in 1995 when after slicing his wife up and beating the wrap thanks largely to a black jury he headed off to mansions and a single life.  Contrast that with the Zimmerman trial.  Blacks back '95 celebrated OJs 'victory' over killing a white woman. 

OJ didn't get far.  Simpson got 33 years for a burglary in Vegas in 2008 and has been rotting in a Nevada prison ever since.  And now OJ about to die in jail.  Or is he?

Simpson's been trying to get out of jail since 2008 on a series of denied motions for retrial.  The latest attempt was just last month.  No mention of his dire condition during that proceeding, but now suddenly Simpson is on his death bed?

Hummm.

Simpson's been putting on the pounds, no question.  The gristly ex NFLer now tips the scales at a hefty 300 pounds and has developed Type II diabetes as a result.  Simpson lawayer, Ozzie Fumo says the fat-ass and disgraced Heisman Trophy winner has just three months to go before facing his dead bride in the after-life.

Simpson feels so sorry for himself he's refusing to change his sedintary and white bread lifestyle and says he doesn't care if he dies.  He knows he's not getting out.  Simpson says he'll write a death-bed letter confessing that which he's allegedly already confessed to fellow jail-mates.

Does anyone care?  Excepting the families of Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman, no one....

Guide To Wives Undressing For Husbands

Life magazine started in 1883 as a small humor and general interest tome. Henry Luce bought and relaunched the magazine in 1936 as a weekly with emphasis on photojournalism.

In 1937 Life published a 'guide to wives on undressing' detailing how women should strip in front of their husbands.  Using burlesque dancers with bare asses, Allen Gilbert, was really promoting his Manhattan School of Undressing, giving out pointers and blaming wives for their faulty 'disrobing methodology' as the chief reason for America's ballooning divorce rate at the time.

Sound outrageous and misogynist?

Consider the cover on Rolling Stone magazine today idolizing and rationalizing the acts of the cowardly Boston Bomber now on trial.  Writer and liberal goon Janet Reitman went after Scientology in a book but somehow missed the much more egregious acts of  Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.  Reitman has a flat-head, of course.

No question the naive times of the past have changed - but not for the better.

Lesbians Battle Over Who's Mommy

A pair of lesbians locked labia in a child custody battle. 

One donated the egg, the other had the egg fertilized, implanted and did the surrogate mommy dealie.  So when the two females who jointly made the kid wanted to go their own way both laid claim as 'mom.'

‘This is a unique case and the appellate courts in Florida have never before considered a case quite like it,’ said a ruling by the 5th District Court of Appeal that gave parenting rights to both women.

The couple, both cops, thought they had the perfect relationship. Why not go for a kid after 11 years sharing one another's muff?

The egg-surrogate menagerie was planned and executed and the pregnancy proceeded in a 'healthy' way. They named their daughter hyphenating both their first names and we guess a hyphenated combination of their last names? We don't really want to know.

Solomon would have done the right thing, he would have kicked them both out of the palace. As the world nears middle age it's clearly getting closer to fulfilling the 2nd law of thermodynamics - entropy forces all of matter and energy to simply 'wind out.'

Archie Comics Gone Gay

Archie comics wanted to jump from the 1940s to the 21st century in one big gulp.  So after 70 years the culture vultures too Archie down the gay way.

The Life With Archie #16 issue featured a pair of light-in-the-loafer characters, Kevin Keller and Clay Walker. And to really stick a stick in the eye of conservative straight society the editors had Kevin and Clay get married, ya know, a gay marriage.

CEO Jonathan Goldwater said gay Kevin was introduced: 'to reflect what's going on with kids today in the real world'.

Really? Kids are turning gay now?  Jonathan just joined the ranks of a fringe, out-of-touch liberal activism bent on shoving the gay thing down everyone's throat.

Sister Archie, the new 'gay comic strip for the hip fringe in San Francisco' just got stuck in low gear. Have fun selling about 20 copies to your brand new audience.

Since the 'real world' seems to be a goal why not a Jihadist father figure who has his daughter stoned for going on a date with the infidel Archie, that might sell some comic books too.

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Zimmerman Prosecutor Excused Only Black Juror

Some blacks are unhappy with Zimmerman's verdict.  Anyone surprised?

The entire trial was a concoction begun by race-hustlers like Holder and Sharpton, so it follows they're pissed with a not guilty outcome. 

The Zimmerman verdict came from an all white, all female jury.  So the race goons charge racism. But not so fast Tyrone...

Though Sanford, Fl sits in a 98% white county a jury of Zimmerman's peers would, by definition, be all white.  Still, there were no blacks on the jury, and no males.  So why not blacks or males?

CNN revealed that a potential black juror had been struck by the prosecution.  Why?  The unacceptable black juror admitted being a Fox News viewer.  Apparently the only black acceptable had to watch MSNBC or one of the other biased news sources.  You know, to put in a little insurance on the outcome.

Luckily for justice, all the effort to railroad Zimmerman failed.  At least so far.  But don't think the race-hustlers are done yet.  They're still out there gnashing their teefs, and planning their plans.  And they have the power to keep Zimmerman in a court for a long time, folks.

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Man Sues Apple For Porn Addiction

In the monthly award for noise lawsuits we have a disgruntled, porn addicted male who blames his Apple products for his insatiable impulse to download naked MLFs.

Chris Sevier is a Tennessean lawyer who says he got so addicted to porn his wife packed up her kids and her crap and left him.

Sevier asserts since Apple doesn't ship products with a 'safe mode' the company has become a 'silent poisoner' that proliferates 'arousal addiction, sex trafficking, prostitution and countless numbers of destroyed lives.' 

Sevier confesses he began his sordid journey into porn hell when he 'accidentally' replaced the 'a-c-e' in Facebook with 'u-c-k.'  The mishap took him to a 'Fuckbook' site. Sevier says the site 'appealed to his biological sensibilities as a male' that led to him abandoning his wife in favor of images allegedly displayed on 'Fuckbook.'

Wow.  What a load of horseshit, huh folks?  The pathetic part is why courts allow such nonsense to be filed in the first place.

Twisted minds are best treated with strong medication, not allowed to clog the courts with poopie and cocka hard-luck stories steeped in self-inflicted degradation and debauchery.

Black Women: Shortage Of Eligible Black Males

Black women face a bleak and blighted landscape given the drought of desireable and eligible black men.

One in ten black males are in jail, and of those not now in jail, one in four will see some jail time before age 25.    Less than 50% of black males graduate from high school.  And far fewer graduate from college.  The employment rate among black males is the highest for any male group - around 30%.

Black women are leaving their male counterparts in the dust.  Each year, nearly twice as many black women as black men graduate from college.  Black women are entering professional ranks while black males are entering jails and street corners.

While black women prefer to find a black mate, black men chose black females half as often.  More than 1 in 5 black men now marry a non-black, white or Hispanic.  And when a black female does manage to find a rare, educated, record-clean black male, the affluent black males most often wander outside the race.

Good luck ladies.

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NRA Predicted: Obama Outlaws Guns In 2nd Term

The NRA predicted an attack on the 2nd Amendment by Obama last March of 2012.

Obama's first term witnessed the maladroit POTUS attacking the Commerce Clause, 10th amendment, Separation of Powers, and Due Process Clauses of the Constitution.

NRA Exec Wayne LaPierre, "We see the president's strategy crystal clear: Get re-elected and, with no more elections to worry about, get busy dismantling and destroying our firearms' freedom, erase the Second Amendment from the Bill of Rights and excise it from the U.S. Constitution."

The country hasn't seen a cross-road as clearly marked since the Civil War, until now..

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Study: Blondes For Sport - Brunettes For Marriage

The old saw, 'blondes have more fun' may be true, but the 'fun' doesn't lead to respect and marriage say University of Westminster researchers.

Men find brunettes more attractive and intelligent and those are the ones they marry the study found.

‘In the Seventies and Eighties, blondes became the ideal...but more recently, there has been a backlash against blondes and the dumb blonde idea has become dominant.', noted researcher Viren Swami.

Men see blondes as easier, more needy, even dimwitted and so are not intimidated to approach them. Brunettes appear to be more intelligent, less needy and often intimidating.  So once males get serious, they screw up the courage and make the effort to connect with a brunette.

Remember, in the serious business of making offspring, intelligence is most prized.  And in case you were wondering, redheads are considered brunettes, just a little wilder.

Zimmerman Protests Rife With $225 Nike Shoes

The assholes acting out in the streets over the Zimmerman verdict are the same people who stand all night in a mall line to buy hyper-priced Nike shoes, then seconds before doors open, trample each other get a pair..

The Footlocker in the Valley Mall near Hagerstown, MD had stocked a mere 90 pairs of Nike's Foamposite - a $225 gem from Nike. A minute after the store opened the cops were on scene - the chaos crazy.

Nike shoes are prized by a particular socio-economic class that can't afford them. Yet they scrounge the bucks, line-up for days, and get pepper-sprayed diving over and punching their way to the few pair stocking shelves on opening day.

Maybe Zimmerman was profiling Trayvon's LeBron X Ext ‘Black Nubuck’ Nikes. Did Sharpton say so yet?

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Study: Weed Smokers Get Brain Damage

The argument over Cannibas Sativa is about taxation.

Marijuana users from the 60's seeded a dead-generation of dope-heads ready to push for legalization ignoring strong medical evidence that toking Maryjane is the same as smoking cigarettes.

A stark double standard is practiced by the anti-social reefer-crowd who insist that 'their' destructive habit is different, even healthy!

Why are dopers are so 'militant' and willfully ignorant? Scientists found in a frontal region of the brain, known as the orbitofrontal cortex, which controls memory and decision-making, potheads suffer 6% atrophy.

Little kids have smaller orbitofrontal cortex making them impulsive and short on decision-making capability.  Parents call that 'being a child.'

As an extra added bonus the study confirms long-term use shrinks the orbitofrontal cortex even more.  Which explains why long term users become virtual vegetables.

Legalization is not about unleashing the alleged grand 'benefits' of weed, it's about crafty Democrats looking for new sources of tax revenue.  And dope smokers are willing sheep to shear.

Bowel Cancer From Snack Foods

Aberdeen University's study found fat-clogged and sugar-sodden snacks and sodas increased bowel and colon cancer risk by 18%. Colon and bowel cancer lead all but lung cancer in total cancer deaths.

Carbonated sugary drinks and white fish increased risk by 12%. Yet coffee reversed risk by 8%.

The study factored fat-asses and sedentary slugs both lifestyles known to increase risk.  The common element tested was subject proclivity to eat crap-foods. 

Jessica Harris, of Cancer Research UK admitted the study may be flawed since many study subjects had cancer and listed foods they 'thought' were bad for them. Yet the same smoke keeps rising.

Jessica recounted the oft-heard counsel, ‘The best ways to reduce the risk of bowel cancer are to cut down on alcohol, get active, eat a balanced diet and aim to keep a healthy weight.’  Gee, thanks for that Jessica.

Monkeys Trade Food For Sex

Male chimps in the Fongoli region of Senegal give females food and tools in exchange for 'sexual favors.'  

The Fongoli chimps hunt other animals with spears, take shelter in caves, and trade their tools like a Canadian fur trapper. 

Scientist want to draw parallels between humans and these monkeys.  Never mind geese mate for life and hang out in the same golf courses.  Or that ants toil like minions in a sweat-shop in Thailand.

Mammals do sex. If a chimp trades a stick for a lick, it doesn't follow humans did the same thing ten-thousand years ago - or did they?

Do you know anyone that traded a twinkie and a power tool for five minutes in the back seat of a 57 Chevy after downing a six pack of Budweiser on a high school prom night?

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Coffee Stops Type II Diabetes

Researcher Kun Huang from Huazhong University said, 'We found three major coffee compounds can reverse this toxic process and may explain why coffee drinking is associated with a lower risk of type II diabetes.'

The findings support previous studies indicating people who drink four or more cups of coffee a day have a 50% lower risk of getting type II diabetes.

Type 2 diabetes is a rough disease. Once bitten, a lifelong maintenance hassle results.  Those most at risk are genetically predisposed, overweight, or smoke. A full 66% of obese people eventually get the disease, and about 15% of healthy people are affected.

The medical costs are astounding.  Today, about $155 billion is spent treating diabetes, and with the obesity epidemic hitting the US, costs will double.   The entire debate over medical costs are dwarfed by the double-threat of obesity and the side-effect of diabetes on an aging population.

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Study: Women Waste Medical Services

Women will seek medical help for the tiniest of ailments. And suck medical resources like a welfare dreg on food stamps.

Now we know why.  Women get sick more often, more seriously, and for longer periods than men.

Davide Malmusi, at Public Health Agency of Barcelona, found women reported health problems often and suffered from a higher rate of chronic diseases.

The study cited 38.8% of women described their health as 'poor' or 'very poor' with 25.7% complaining that a chronic condition restricted their lives. Just 27% of men felt the same way.

Women also get arthritis, mental disorders and back problems at a far higher rate to boot.

Why care? Since women use the medical system more, women should pay more for medical services.  Why should men bear the burden of paying a higher rate for insurance? Just a thought on a slow Monday news day.