Cat Parasite Inducing Suicide In Women

Cats are aloof, indifferent, finicky, and and treat furniture with disdain.  Women who prefer cats are usually homely loners who find comfort in an animal unable to convey loyalty or affection.

More important cats also carry diseases and parasites dangerous to humans.

Researchers found women infected with the Toxoplasma gondii (T. gondii) parasite got the bug from cat feces or eating undercooked meat and unwashed vegetables tainted by cat feces.

Over half of female cat owners are infected. Toxoplasmosis has been linked to mental illness, such as schizophrenia and suicidal depression. Over a million people succeed and another ten million attempt suicide worldwide each year - the majority of these are women.

Pregnant women can pass the parasite directly to their unborn babies.

The study found that women infected with T. gondii were one and a half times more likely to attempt suicide compared to those who were not infected.

Contrary to myth cats are not clean animals.  Don't try to inform cat owners of these dangers.  Most will get defensive and swill in denial. First sign the parasite has already taken hold..

Gay Marriage Slippery Polygamy Slope

Marriage has been strictly defined for centuries to be basically the union of (1) two consenting adults, (2) of opposite sex, (3) who are not close blood relatives.

Since the first settlements at Yorktown these pillars of marriage have been sacrosanct.  In the 19th century the federal government sent troops to Utah to suppress polygamy, for example.

Gays want to dump part two of the tri-def of marriage.  Sorta pick'n and choos'n as they say.  But if gays somehow manage to get what they want and obliterate the opposite sex part, then there really is nothing to stop the train from roll'n further down the track.

Yesterday Slate Magazine published an article, "Legalize Polygamy, No I'm Not Kidding."  The cynical author pretends to answer critics of gay marriage.  Author Jillian Kaneen gets cute in her little tome but her sarcasm is lost on the seculars that agree with her.

Marriage and government don't mix and that's where all the trouble's brewing.  Government should only sanction the civil portion of said unions.  Leave social and religious institutions the privilege of codifying the rest.

Of course the first time a man tries to marry his pit bull, or a woman tries to marry her Shetland pony the cops will show up.  So, at least for now, there will still be 'limits' on the marital messes morphing even further into the realm of the bizarro world.

Tenured Math Professor Fired Forcing Obama Pledge

Liberal academics are so desperate to keep Obama in power they readily stoop to race baiting, bullying, coercion, voter fraud, and even extortion. Such is the case with tenured mathematics professor Sharon Sweet.

Brevard College in Florida fired Ms Sweet after a an investigation found she forced students to sign a pledge to vote for Obama prior to the 2012 election.

'The termination took effect immediately, ending pay and benefits for Sweet who had been suspended with pay...,' read the press release.

Sweet was suspended three months ago after the school was tipped off by students. Brevard president Jim Richey asked the Board of Trustees to can Ms Sweet citing her  'harassment, incompetence, misconduct, and unprofessional behavior.'

Extreme example of grade coercion?  Sadly no.  Maybe lawmakers should start protecting students from these animals by making grade extortion a crime instead of just an unethical act of cowardice.

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French Fork Foils Food Fanatics

The HAPIfork has arrived.  HAPIlabs is peddling a vibrating fork from France that measures food and zaps the mouth based on how fast, how much, and how long a person gormandizes their grits.

The palpitating tonged, LED-light flashing fork is for your mouth not your other orifices just in case you started salivating for the wrong reason just now.

The fork is based on the Pavlov saliva dripping dog dealie.   A mild punishment becomes associated with eating too fast training the brain just like Pavlov's dogs.  Instead of salivating at the sound of a bell the eater develops an aversion to lifting a fork full of food.

Did you know eating too fast makes you fat?  The thalamus monitors blood sugar triggering a Limbic system reaction telling the brain to put the fork down.  The thalamus needs a little time to 'see' you packing your ass full of fat though.

So there is a little biology to back up the fibrillating food cop.  Will the eater obey or abrogate?  Or will a lighting strike to the gums be required anyway?  After all, it took a lifetime of rapid fire doughnuts to get where you are.

Did we mention you have to eat everything with a HAPIfork - even a burger and big gulp Pepsi?

Teen Carjacks Porsche 911 Can't Drive Stick

Carjacking black teen Anthony Reynolds is an imbecile.  But then, aren't they all?

The little shit was rolling around Newark, NJ with a pal in a stolen BMW when they noticed a new Porsche 911 turbo in front of them.  Tony jumped from the passenger side and stuck a .38 caliber revolver in the owners ear demanding the car.  The owner complied quickly.

Reynolds hopped in just as his pal in the hijacked BMW drove off in great haste.  That's when the fun started.  Turns out Tony never learned to drive a stick shift.  No self respecting Porsche 911 owner would even consider getting one with an automatic.  Remember, it's a $170,000 Porsche 911 folks.

Reynolds panicked and began squirming, pounding, pulling, pushing, grinding, and crying but no dice.  The car was going nowhere.  While Reynolds was grinding gears the owner found a cop.  Tony took off on foot but got his ass nailed quickly by the fleet footed patrolman. 

Tony the twit faced 15 years and $250,000 based on joint charges of theft of a motor vehicle by force, violence and intimidation.  But the Feds settled for a money saving 55-month jail sentence plea bargain.  

While Tony is getting stick shift training in prison, the owner better arm himself with something more than just a manual transmission riding around in a Porsche in Newark.

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The 2nd amendment comes to the rescue again.

Meghan Brown, the 2009 Miss Tierra Verde, shot and killed 42-year-old Albert Franklin Hill when he invaded her home in the middle of the night.

Brown answered a knock at her front door at 3AM. Hill forced the door open and grabbed the 110-pound woman dragging her to an upstairs bedroom.

Brown's fiance, Robert Planthaber was awakened by the noise  and attacked the assailant but was knocked down with a blow to the head.  Planthaber told police, "But I got him off of her long enough for her to scramble to the room where she keeps her pink .38 special.”

Brown struggled to control her fear.  Shaking, she snatched her gun from a nearby bedroom.  She turned quickly and shot the suspect several times – hitting him in the chest, groin, thigh and back. Hill was pronounced dead at the scene. 

Police later reported that Hill was a career criminal with a record stretching back nearly three decades -- including arrests for burglary, battery, drug possession and grand theft.

Planthaber said he purchased the pink handgun for Brown last Christmas.  He said the two had gone to target practice together.  “She was not a good shot at the range,” he remembered.  But when their lives were on the line she proved she could shoot as well as any Navy Seal.

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Shocker: Happiness Tied To Frequent Sex

Liberal arts majors are a joke.  Especially the so-called specialties 'political science' and 'sociology.'  Politics isn't a 'science' nor social studies an 'ology.'  But lefties go into these fields because they are capable of little else.

Professor Tim Wadsworth, associate professor of sociology at the University of Colorado Boulder thinks he is on the Nobel trail. Tim poured over 'psyche' data from 15,986 people extracted between 1993 to 2006. Sounds more scientific if the number is 15,986 instead of 16,000 doesn't it?

The stunning revelation?  Those questioned admitted to rocking the Casbah at least 2-3 times a month and were 33% more likely to 'feel' job satisfaction than those not riding the baloney-pony stretching back 12 months.

Tim says it gets even juicier the more panky being hanky'd. Those tickling the pickle once a week claimed 44% happier loins than those laying fallow for the year. And for those sex-crazed addicts doing the dippity do-dah at least 2-3 times a week?  These panting puppies suffered 55% more soreness yet went back for more regardless.  The celibate couples getting a cat instead of having sex left to their depression once again..

Tim wasn't done yet. He also says that no matter how much butter couples churned people feared they may be hiding the hot-dog in the bush less often than their peers.

‘Having more sex makes us happy, but thinking that we are having more sex than other people makes us even happier,’ Tim squirted.

Okay. Glad we got all that figured out. Feel better people?

Woman Calls 911 Demanding Divorce

A Pennsylvania woman called 911 just after midnight Saturday demanding the police take her husband away because she wanted a divorce and he refused to leave.  The crew at the 911 switchboard were not amused but sent officers to respond anyway.

When the cops arrived the woman showed signs of relief right up to the point the cops took her aside for the 'lecture.'  Officers informed the woman that 911 is to be used for emergencies not for civil divorce matters.  They further instructed her that her husband had committed no crime and therefore would not be arrested or forced to leave his own home.

The woman was cited for disorderly conduct and misuse of the Erie, PA 911 system.  This story is fairly mundane, agreed.

But today is pretty much shot because the media is on a feeding frenzy rubber necking Boston.  Obama also out this AM with yet another predictable speech on a brand new crises and we all know Obama feeds on such disasters..

Plus we get the extra added bonus as the circling, buzzing, blustering carrion eating liberals desperately try to link another horrendous act of terror (Obama refused to call it a terror act predictably) to conservatives.

So the divorce story will have to do for now, the rest of the day's news is not news at all, and watching liberals make jack-asses of themselves is also pretty boring stuff.

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Science: Eyes Give Gays Away

Eyes are the window to the soul, and to sex preference. 

Researchers say the pupils give gynandrous clues tipping testers as to who is light-in-the-loafers and who is not.  In other words, gaydar doppler has arrived - the pupils do not lie.

Subjects were shown masturbation by both sexes, and neutral landscapes.  Straight men, of course, salivated over the females touching themselves, while gay men did the same for males spanking the monkey.  No revelation there.

Women oddly, straight or gay, responded the same to female frolic which explains why they are fine kissing each other on the lips when they greet.

The science team quickly discounted the notion that straight women are bi-sexual.  But the terminology used to describe why straight women responded the same as lesbians seems like gobbly-gook, so the Angle won't try to paraphrase.

Google glasses should be upgraded to read pupil dilation so we mortals can more readily avoid the obvious social pitfalls of guessing wrong. 

Hoarder Mummified By Own Garbage

Alice Klee, 68, from New Milford, NJ, hadn't been seen since the end of January. Neighbors rarely saw her anyway but after a couple of months they called 911.

The cops scoured Alice's funk-filled domicile piled high in hoarder trash and dead cats. Not even the K-9 cadaver dogs got her scent..

Not until her landlord finally got court permission to clear her stuff out was the grisly discovery made. The landlord found Alice jammed between her bed and a teeming pile of crap.

Police were baffled. Despite earlier search effort by police the woman was indeed inside the house buried under so much litter she had lost most of the moisture in her body eventually becoming mummified.

Foul play is not suspected. Alice simply fell from her bed.  Unable to move and with no one to hear her murmurs the old women became one with her garbage.  The take-away is easy.  What you don't throw out may kill you.

35% Of All Tax Cheats Live In California

The not so secret IRS auditing strategies are revealed by the National Taxpayer Advocate ombudsman.

The IRS sees 1.6 million tax cheaters yearly and knows where to look based on past audits.

The IRS identifies 350 communities across 24 states as clusters of tax scammers. A little over one-third of the nefarious revenue dodgers reside in California.  Most near Los Angeles and San Francisco.

You domiciled in Beverly Hills or Newport Beach in California, New Carrollton in Maryland or College Park in Georgia?  The IRS says you live in the worst tax evasion clusters of them all.

The same applies to small businesses located in or near one of four areas. Selling bagels in the Aleutian Islands in Alaska, West Somerville, Massachusetts, Portersville, Indiana and Mott Haven the Bronx?  Expect not just tax hikes from Democrats, but scrutiny from the IRS.

Ultimately the IRS wants a return on it's investment too since the service can only audit 1% of the 140 million returns yearly.  So the scourge goes after the whales - the big income earners.  And that usually means California and New York.

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Wal-Mart Proves Obama And Unions Wrong

Wal-Mart - even if ya don't shop there ya gotta love 'em for both bargains and success.

Founded by Sam Walton in 1962 store #1 is in Rogers, Arkansas. Today Walmart is the world's largest employer (2 million) and largest retail company ($450B). Wal-Mart built by people, not as idiot Obama says by the government.

Today 4,300 stores are making $36M bucks per hour. Over 100M customers per week!  If Wal-Mart were a country it would be 19th largest in the world.

More than anything else, Wal-Mart is a classic American success story.  Wal-Mart pays (not takes) $6B in taxes annually, incidentally.

So Wal-Mart is the perfect target for those indulging in petty class-warfare - like Obama and the SEIU.

Wal-Mart says its customers are being squeezed. ‘I don’t think the economy is helping us,’ Charles Holley, Wal-Mart’s CFO notes. ‘Our customer is still very concerned about employment.'

Employment?  Oh. Holley must be talking about the seventeen-million jobs Obama LOST...not the two-million jobs that Sam Walton created.

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Career Women Beaten-Up By Career Males

Women with careers are at double risk of becoming victims of Domestic Violence.  The theory says career women 'threaten men's authority and power.'

A study at the Sam Houston University in Texas says 60% of women in a two-career household are being abused both physically and psychologically by males who are threatened by the success of their female partners.

Women surveyed reported having something thrown at them, being pushed, grabbed, shoved, slapped, hit, kicked, bitten or threatened with a gun or knife. All of these actions are a crime and are punishable by both jail and mandatory rehab programs.

Oddly, Hispanic women were less likely than their white counterparts to be abused, as were older women of all races and ethnicity.

Pay attention ladies!

Poor women are unable to extricate from a dangerous abusive situation easily. But a working women should be able to set-up shop somewhere else and later use the courts to deal with the abusers.

Do not make the mistake of thinking any abuse is a passing or small thing. Even verbal abuse is a sign of big trouble down the road. So ladies if you have careers, dump the insecure turds and protect yourselves. There is no downside to planning an escape.

Amish Beard Cutter Charged With Hate Crime

In order to be charged under the James Byrd Jr. federal hate crime law a person must inflict serious bodily harm and be guilty of an act involving “an instrumentality of interstate or foreign commerce.”

So when Amish elder Samuel Mullet Sr., got sentenced to 15 years in federal prison for snipping the beards of fellow 'disobedient' followers more than a few facts had to be stretched.

The Feds had to find a way to link Mullet and the others to interstate commerce.  And make the jury believe just the act of cutting hair inflicted horrendous bodily injury.

How'd they do it?

First, the Feds said the hair of the Amish men and women had religious significance to them so removing it met the special hate crime circumstance.  Okay, stretch number one. 

Next the Feds had to prove just the act of carrying scissors across state lines is a federal hate crime.  Yep. The scissors used were made in one state, sold in another state, and brought to the crime scene in yet another state.

Mullet's defense attorney says the outcome is a travesty of justice. And begs the question why are outsiders involved anyway?

Real killers like OJ Simpson and Casey Anthony skated entirely - but the Amish beard bandit got the book thrown at him.  Justice or religious persecution?   You be the judge...

Homeless Guy Sets 7-11 Patron Ablaze

Most of us sympathize with the homeless.  The homeless are innocent victims of Obama's economy. But a few are sociopaths and dangerous.

Vagrant 38-year-old Raymond Sean Clark was arrested after setting a 63-year-old man on fire as he backed his SUV out of a 7-11 parking spot in Long Beach, CA.

Steve Cox, a witness told police he gave spare change to Clark minutes before the fire. Cox said the victim apparently walked past Clark and refused Clark's panhandling plea.

Robert Linkroum saw Clark target the SUV like he was 'walking on a mission.'  Linkroum said he saw Clark throw what looked like a bottle into the vehicle and toss in a lit match.

Shannon Flynn said the victim was visible as he 'was engulfed in flames. The fire was so big, people were screaming...'

Clark's in jail charged with attempted murder.  Since Clark is black and the victim was an angry old white guy why no hate crime charge?

Beaver Kills Man

Did you know beavers are the largest rodents on the planet (except for liberals)?  They may look cuddly, maybe even pet worthy but don't be fooled.

Last July, 8-year-old Annabella Radnovich and her 11-year-old sister, Alyssa, were swimming in Lake Anna, VA when a 65 pound beaver bit them so badly they needed medical treatment at a nearby hospital.  

And in 2003 a Belarus farm manager and farmhand were bitten by a rabid beaver that was stealing lumber from their barn.

Belarus seems to be the land of crazed, rabid beavers.  Last week a guy went fishing with a pal in Lake Shestakov.  The two saw a beaver strolling along a road near the lake.  They decided to get a picture.  One of them approached the big rat snapping away when it pounced on him and mauled him so badly he started to gush blood from the wounds badly.

Remember, these things can fell trees with their teeth and many weigh as much as a small woman.  The guy's friend tried in vain to stop the blood flow, but the beaver nicked an artery and the guy died in his arms.

The moral is simple.  Rodents are nasty, especially the big dam and house building ones.  If you suspect beavers are in the lake then stay away from there.

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Just when you thought things couldn't get weirder things took a hairpin turn for the weirderest.  Here find seven (for brevity sake) ways people are ready for the end of the world because when people start to do this stuff we are all doomed anyway.

Bagel head: The Japanese craze requires sitting still for hours on a stool while saline is injected  into the forehead. The swelling persists for a couple of days.  The question is not 'will it hurt' but rather, what for?  Long lines stretching out in Tokyo lined with bagel boneheads anxious to self-mutilate in this way.


The most expensive cup of coffee is made from cat shit: Kopi Luwak comes from civet feces.  The 'privilege' of sucking down a cup of  the rare beverage in NYC is around $30US.

African penis snatching:  Gotta have at least one penis story, right?  Witchcraft is a big deal in Africa and one of the prizes in the witch arsenal is freshly harvested penis.  How is it done...the snatcher uses a taser or something like it to paralyze the victim then the 'act' of castration follows quickly.

Tattoo billboards:  The most famous idiot to turn his face into a porn site billboard is a guy named Billy Gibby.  After covering his face with porn site names the goon changed his name to Hostgator Dotcom. And you thought a little butterfly on your wife's butt cheek was the worst thing you had to worry about.

Barbie is me: Some women have such low self-esteem they use plastic surgery to transform themselves into lifeless looking Barbie dolls and Japanese Anime girls. The most famous is a Ukranian girl who not only carved her face up but spends half a day putting on the right makeup and contact lenses to match.  She spent her life savings on the goofy clothes too.

Russian bear glue sniffers: Bears in the Kronotsky Nature Reserve discovered barrels of aviation fuel and gasoline are easy prey.  The bears are are so addicted to the stuff they no longer forage for food. Sounds like a crackhouse in Detroit, huh.

Fairy followers: The term 'otherkin' refers to the idea one may be possessed by the spirit of a fairy, elf, hobbit, leprechaun, wolf, or name your own schizophrenic fictional character.  Whole cults (like the Wicca) have cropped up in Japan and Europe.  Members are often video game obsessed or indulge in the black arts for fun and joy. If you run across one of these door knobs retreat.  They may not be armed but they could bite you still.





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US Pacific Coast Beaches Now Radioactive

Fukushima junk continues to wash up on Washington, Oregon, and California state shores.

A study of the Fukushima aftermath indicates trouble. Scientists say incredibly contaminated ocean waters are now reaching the West Coast and will continue for years.

The toxicity of the water is worse than what Japan experienced.  The full impact in Japan has now been predicted at up to 50,000 cancers.

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Gov Moonbeam Brown of CA quickly signed AB109.  Dem politicians called the release of 'non-violent, non-serious, and non-sex offenders' the solution to meeting the Supreme Court's mandate to clean up the states overcrowded and rundown jails.

Sure the state could have solved the problem another way like building more jails and fixing the ones already there.  But that required money.  And CA is bankrupt.  Dems in CA say schooling illegals, and building bullet trains to nowhere trumps public safety.  So the prisoners are pouring back onto the streets.

Many feared the worst, that the so-called non violent criminals would in fact not be so non-violent and crime would spike.  Guess what?

Example 1: David Mulder, 43, was shot and killed by police on Sunday night after stabbing a woman to death in a car. He was released from prison early under realignment.

Example 2: In February, 34-year-old Raoul Leyva was convicted of attempted voluntary manslaughter after beating his girlfriend, 21-year-old Brandy Marie Arreola, nearly to death. Leyva was released early under realignment. He was in prison for beating her before.

The Criminal Justice Legal Foundation reports in the six-month period after realignment, CA’s crime rates rose across the board, including a 7.6% jump in homicides.

Wait a minute, didn't they say non-violent, non-serious offenders? Did the Dems lie? Go figure.

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Blacks abort over 55% of their kids.  After watching this video you may come to the conclusion that aborted black kids may be the lucky ones!

Captured on cell phone inside a city bus witness the disgraceful conduct of a young black mother.

The hot-tempered crazy woman appears to be sitting peacefully at first securely holding her bundle of joy. The little girl sucking on a pacifier happily oblivious to what was about to happen. Seperated by a dozen seats the mother starts arguing with another female over a relationship a relative of the mother had with the other woman's boyfriend.

Suddenly the mother screams, 'Someone grab my baby! I'm going beat the shit out of you on this bus little girl. This bitch has disrespected me in front of my baby, man. I'll hit that bitch.'  The other passengers on the bus start yelling at the mother to calm down, and even the driver announces over the speaker: 'Shut the fuck up.'

In an eye blink 'mom' leaps to her feet, throwing the child forcefully at another passenger.  Oblivious for the child's safety she runs toward the front of the bus.  In five steps she is immersed in yelling, screaming, fist flying full force combat.   As the fight explodes the little girl looks away and puts her hands over her ears.

The combatants are ejected from the bus, the little girl stays with the passenger who caught her.  Who won the fight?  One thing for sure, not the little girl.

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