Fusion Reactors Two Years To Reality

Our 4.57 billion year old sun is a fusion reactor. 

All life, light, energy, everything on earth that crawls, creeps, and clings owes it's existence to the sun's fusion of hydrogen nuclei into helium.

Fusion is easily the answer to mankind's insatiable and infinitely growing need for cost-effective energy.  


Once a controlled fusion reaction is lit on Earth, all other sources of energy become academic.
Oil, coal, wind, wave, and solar are picking at the edges of the suns fusion furnace and are a faint remnant of original energy from the sun.

Nuclear fusion occurs when atomic nuclei join together, or "fuse", to form a single heavier nucleus.   The beauty of fusion is that it uses hydrogen (heavy water Deuterium and Tritium) as fuel snarking out helium and a loose neutron with about 20 mega-electron-volt of energy as waste.  Both elements are harmless to man. And even more convenient, hydrogen is the most abundant element on Earth. 

On July 5, Lawrence Labs fired an array of 192 lasers with a combined pulse of ultraviolet light generating 500 trillion watts of peak power. The pulse duration was 23 billionths of a second. The laser array was not firing 'at' a target - but within two years, scientists will fire the 192 lasers at a 1mm pellet of hydrogen.

Ignition of the 'pellet' will start a self-sustaining fusion reaction that will release vast amounts of energy far surpassing the 'break even' point.  The obvious result would alter the entire geo-political-energy profile of the planet, nearly overnight.

But not everyone is happy.

Greenpeace complains research into fusion diverts funding from wind and wave power. Be glad Greenpeace and the loons that man their rubber boats are not working the problem. If Columbus had listened to Greenpeace our ancestors would have been around for the Black Death and none of us would be here now.

(Note. Into physics? Fusion of Deuterium with Tritium creating Helium-4, freeing a neutron, and releasing 17.59 MeV of energy ends the oil and coal industries, so be prepared for a fight!) 

Science: Early Death Test Predictor

Are you 50 to 80 years old?  Toss your walker and take the test..

A science team tested more than 2,000 men and women in Brazil for flexibility and power to weight. The spry guys and gals able to perform the two actions using minimum support were five to six times at lower risk of death than those who needed to use aids such as their hands and knees.

Sit cross-legged on the floor. Now rise to a standing position using nothing more than your feet and legs. If you roll to your knees first, or prop yourself with a hand or elbow you are in trouble.

Study leader Dr Claudio Arazjo adds more insight, 'If a middle-aged or older man or woman can sit and rise from the floor...without the help of a hand - they are not only in the higher quartile of musculo-skeletal fitness but their survival prognosis is probably better than that of those unable to do so.'

This is a test you should do with someone else around just in case you fall on your face or crack a knee and end up soiling yourself because no one is around to help you get up.

And if you fail don't fret. There are plenty of other reasons you are gonna die, not being able to stand up like a 20-year old at a porn premier is not a lifetime achievement remember.  Or is your memory already going too?

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Donkey Abuser Hides Behind 14th Amendment

Did you know abortion, gay marriage, pot smoking, even the massive debt Obama, Pelosi and Reid are piling up are all being based on the 14th amendment to the US Constitution?

Now a Hispanic man is trying to justify an act of bestiality based on the 14th amendment!  

Carlos R. Romero, 32, of Ocala is accused of having sex with a two-year-old miniature donkey named Doodle.  Florida state law forbids bestiality.

Carlos is defending himself by claiming bestiality laws are a violation of his constitutional rights.  Specifically Carlos and his lawyer say the 14th amendment is a violation of 'due process' that is alleged to allow Carlos to dip into the donkey pool.

Carlos told police he was overcome watching the Donkey's mate.  The errant caretaker admitted he, 'may have come in contact with the donkey' by accident and left his DNA - also 'by accident.'  Digging deeper Carlos lashed out at Florida whining,  'backwards' state and 'people frown on Zoophilia here.'

Carlos out on a $2,000 bond is demanding he be reunited with Doodle.  The country will be waiting to see if the court agrees with Carlos, you know, based on the 14th amendment and stuff.

Starbucks Store Inside A Funeral Home

How far is too far in the land of coffee beans?

Starbucks drinks a lot of their own product apparently.  How else could a strategy to stick a coffee shop inside a funeral home get brewed up?

Robinson Funeral Home in Easley, South Carolina, installed 'Starbucks Coffee Corner' next to the line of caskets and a small chapel. Owner Chris Robinson says the funeral business grew from his grandfathers corner general store where people sat and drank coffee back in the day. So bringing coffee back is just business.

Chris says the Starbucks is the first in town and will also be open to the general public, not just to funeral goers. Oh, well that's okay then.

The Angle has to ask the obvious of course. If Starbuck's can make it inside a funeral home, then what place on the planet is safe from the java jockeys? And in the end what's to stop a full blown Burger King from seizing the corner of a city morgue?

After all, the dead guys don'tcare what the living are eating - loading up on lattes and double cheese burgers in a black suit seems suddenly possible!

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Illinois Gun Law Struck Down

For the umpteenth time a federal court has had to bitch-slap liberals over guns.  Illinois was the only state to try to ban concealed weapons.  Chicago's 7th Circuit has struck down the ill-conceived law.

"We are disinclined to engage in another round of historical analysis to determine whether eighteenth-century America understood the Second Amendment to include a right to bear guns outside the home," Judge Richard Posner wrote.

"The Supreme Court has decided that the amendment confers a right to bear arms for self-defense, which is as important outside the home as inside. The theoretical and empirical evidence (which overall is inconclusive) is consistent with concluding that a right to carry firearms in public may promote self-defense," Posner continued.

The state wants to single out guns as a public safety hazard conveniently ignoring the obvious safety hazards in driving a car, owning a home below a flood plane, and having a house full of cleaning chemicals.

In real words, liberals hate guns.  And guns are a CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT.

The double standard liberals conceal and carry over guns stinks of course.  They defend a DERIVED RIGHT to kill kids in the womb, but want to quickly ignore the ancient and clear right to own firearms.

Sorta tiring, huh?

Science's Live To 100 How-To List

Most people say they want to live as long as they can, but don't do much to aid their chances.  Like most things in life living longer is hard work and isn't free.

Science's  short list on how to keep you badgering your kids well into your 90s.
  • Read something upside down.  Put needless frustration into your life.
  • Eat red peppers and suckie beets to load up on C and lycopene.
  • Run a mile.  If you get a heart attack you don't need this list.
  • Stay off public toilets. The ferocity and virulence can't be overstated.
  • Eat a banana.  Potassium is heart food.  Rub the peels all over.
  • Squat.  Can't?  You are a disgusting fat-body buying a diabetic coma.
  • Drink a coffee a day.  Green tea is better.  Three coffees better still.
  • Sleep large.  Sleep till next spring. But don't get comatose.
  • Keep your teefs clean.  Bacteria turns your gums into goo.
  • Suck wind thru a straw once in a while.  The lungs need exercise too.
  • Hang out with thin bodies.  Get out of your desk chair before it's too late.
  • Eat purple onion, not white.  Purple egg plant, not eggs.
  • Limit fat intake to 20 grams a day.  All doughnuts if you must.
  • Engage in the high-hard-one twice a week minimum.  Sex is not only fun, it's free.
  • The older you get the more longevity advise you need - read on.
  • Restrict happy feet.  People who are too happy don't  pay attention to the grim stuff.
  • One, repeat, ONE glass of wine or beer is healthy.  Two or more is a future DUI.
  • Be a female until age 35, then switch to male after that.  These are the statistics people.
  • Live on a hill or mountain side.  Stats again.
  • Avoid peanuts, and have an occasional argument with your spouse.  These things work.
  • Sleep in separate beds.  Sleep trumps bumping uglies and late-night TV.
  • Play golf, do yoga, chew your food, eat less salt, and carry a concealed weapon.
  • Laugh.  People who are laughing a lot not only look suspicious, they live longer.

Follow these few simple rules. Then one day find yourself at 100 sitting alone in a Florida seniors village spitting on staff, picking at your toes and butt, and pondering where your friends and family went.  None of them read this list or worked on living longer like you did.

'Jesus Not A Homophobe' T-Shirt Sent Home

Some, not all Christians think gays are an 'abomination'. Some, not all gays think straights are homophobic. Some, not all liberals think right-wingers are neanderthals. Some, not all right-wingers think liberals are genetic mutants incapable of rational or logical thought.

The quiet modern age civil war is similar to the shooting civil war with all the same divisions.

The argument over church-state separation is settled in the 2nd amendment. The founders were fine with religion, and wanted it protected. Seculars assume the church will interfere with the state. Just the opposite is true,

Should a high school kid be allowed to wear a T-shirt that says 'Jesus is not a homophobe' to school?   Gay 16-year-old Maverick Couch says he should and is suing to force the issue.

Schools are not a democracy and can direct any clothing rule they choose, regardless of anyone's 'right' to express themselves.

The reason is obvious - schools are not in the business to manage contentious social debate. So the courts will side with the school, and Couch will have to wear his T-shirt at home, or later in life at a gay bar.

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The Penis Beer Bong Is Born

Yikes!

A University of Georgia graduate thinks the mother of invention told him to turn his crotch into a suds spigot. Why? He says he got tired of 'sneaking' beer into football games.

So, he got to work...

The 'inventor' created a bladder bag that looks like a fanny pack. The device lays across the penis, just behind the zipper or button-fly. A small 'tap' folds from a laying position to protrude when the zipper is opened. The tap is opened, and out comes the bubbly brew spilling joyously into a cup of some kind we hope.

The entire spectacle must be done discretely of course. After all, it is still illegal to pee out in the open. So pull out the tap and pour out of sight. The laughter alone would be enough to risk discovery. So practice, practice, practice before trying this in public places.

The product is called the 'Freedom Flask' - an underwear pouch that turns your crotch into a beer dispenser.  For just $24.95 you can 'Take it anywhere! If you think it may be awkward pouring a drink from your fly – it’s not!'

Don't spill though, or your crotch will smell like the floor of a college dorm room for the rest of the day.

'Geminoid F' Android Humanoid Is Born

The future will blur what it means to be a human being. Biological humans will be manufactured along side artificial ones.

Meet android Geminoid F left - a woman who was never born, never grew up, and doesn't take a restroom break. She sings, gestures, and fascinates shoppers in a Hong Kong mall.

Geminoid F is eerily lifelike and oddly beautiful though just a machine with rubber skin covering the gears and pulleys.

She really can't do much except fool the imagination a little, but in time an android like this will carry enough intelligence and mechanical motion to move among us unnoticed.

Geminoid F was created by Hiroshi Ishiguro, a renowned robot designer at Osaka University in Japan. This is the guy that is closest to producing a machine that could take the place of tedious overpaid humans.

Why put up with cranky, narcissistic, drug-prone actors and musicians when you can have machines create both script and music, and perform same without a sick day.

Buh bye Madonna, Niki Minaj, Beyonce, Britney Spears, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga.  You toads are obsolete!

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Doomed CA Schools Dig Debt Deeper

California was the prototype on the way up, now the backward state is failing on the way down.  

California school boards are making sure future generations will get a bill they cannot pay.  And leave the students of today with no way to educate their kids.

Payroll check loan stores rip off the working poor luring them into small advances on their meager paychecks and charging them dearly for the privilege.

Charles Ramsey, president of the West Contra Costa school board near San Francisco tries to rationalize taking out an equivalent to a payroll check loan to get federal money.  Chuck says, 'We'd be foolish not to take advantage of getting $25 million" when the district had to spend just $2.5 million to get it, Ramsey says. "The only way we could do it was with a [capital appreciation bond]."

Now Chuck has saddled the school district with over $35 million in interest payments for that $2.5 million.

Chuck isn't the only irresponsible government goon.  San Diego Poway school district did the same thing only their nut was to go after $100 million and now owe over $1 billion in interest.

Two hundred school districts statewide have dug the same hole and guess what?  No one will go to jail, none of the school board hobbits will even be around when these districts go into default.

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Mohawk Meth Addict Shot By Neighbor

Do you need a good reason not to get a red Mohawk haircut?

Derrill Rockwell, 49, told police he used his .22-caliber rifle to fire at 'the red bird' he was sure had been attacking his cats. The idea was to scare only, not to kill. After firing the shot Derrill noticed the plume of the bird did not fly off, something weird was happening.

That's when the moaning started. Running to the spot Derrill quickly saw he had shot a 23-year-old woman. A blood-trail grazing mark easy to spot on her head.  The Mohawk haircut looked exactly like the pesky bird.

Police told the judge the woman passed out from alcohol before being shot. Police also found a bag of methamphetamine nearby.

Rockwell got five-years probation after pleading guilty to possession of a weapon by a felon. Apparently Derrill was not supposed to have a gun.

"In 15 years in law enforcement, this was one of the more interesting cases I’ve worked," Grand Junction, CO detective Sean Crocker told the judge.

Interesting? The story is a lesson to all the 'Occupy' weenies, and other screwball 'new agers' who think these sporty haircuts are cool. Get the hardware and food coloring off your body kids, this could happen to you.

Beer Belly Myth Is A Myth

In Germany, finding volunteer beer drinkers is easier than handing out free gold coins.

So when German researchers surveyed 20,000 beer guzzling Teutonics over a period of four years the scientists soon realized they had the right gene-pool. 

The result 'does not support the common belief of a site-specific effect of beer on the abdomen...beer consumption seems to be rather associated with an increase in overall body fatness.'

Organized along consumption levels for women 'moderate' meant consuming at least 1/4 quart of beer a day, for men, 'moderate' meant quart a day. Don't ask how many said they were 'heavy' drinkers - it even surprised the scientists.

A beer belly was defined as one that bulges distinctly at the waist and was proportionally large in comparison to hip measurement and body size. In other words, the gut stuck out like a watermelon in a burlap sack.

The German's and the Czech's did similar studies. The Czech's said there is no weight gain from beer drinking at all, the German's say the Czech's are 'flawed' and that there is weight gain, but not in the form of a distended belly.

These guys are still fighting over the Sudetenland? Well, both seem to think beer is benign and why not, both countries slop the stuff down like a fat man in a doughnut shop.  But the question still remains, if beer doesn't cause the disgusting condition - what does?

Crash Proof Volvo Solution To Non Problem

Volvo says the concept of a car that drives itself, parks itself, reads and follows speed limit signs, and refuses to pass a truck on a hill is about ten years away.  So what...

Oh, by the way, Volvo is not Swedish anymore, it's owned by China's Geely Group.  The tradition of Volvo wasting engineering talent on safety features hiking the price of a car to the point of bankrupcy is still intact.

Volvo’s Mr Eugensson says, ‘The car of the future will be like the farmer's horse...the farmer can steer the horse and carriage but if he falls asleep the horse will refuse to walk into a tree or off a cliff.’

The technology needed requires nearly a city block of super computers downsized to fit on the firewall behind the engine. The sensor array alone would make a NASA shuttle look like a Lego toy by comparison.

Massive modification of roads and highway signs will no doubt freak out governments worldwide. But the Swedes and others are hellbent on  'remove the human' from all operational aspect of a car.

Fine.  Still again, so what...

Woman 'Smells Sex' On Boyfriend Shoots, Kills

A Pennsylvania woman starts her trial next week for killing her boyfriend with a converted 9mm pistol.

Thirty-one-year-old Rachel Kozloff at first confessed but now says she was pushed down a flight of stairs which somehow exonerates her killing the guy.  Rachel told the cops she 'smelled sex' on the deceased, Michael Henry so killing him was the only logical conclusion.

Rachel had been seeing the sex smelly guy for just six weeks.  Doomed Mike had Rachel over at his apartment where Rachel and her 10-month old baby were visiting.  At some point Rachel did the sniff test and took action.

Police never found the alleged murder weapon but found spent 9mm shells in Henry's apartment. Investigators say Kozloff had purchased a .40-caliber handgun and a kit to convert it to 9mm.

Now Rachel is getting a pretty good smiff of the inside of a jail cell.

Stranded Fishermen Turn To Cannibalism

What would you do?

Four anglers set out across Siberia to catch the big one.  Instead, two of them ended up killing, carving and consuming the other two of them.

Alexander Abdullaev, 37, and Alexei Gradulenko, 35, spent three full months lost in the Siberian wastelands in -22f cold.

Soon after rescuing the pair the police went back out to look for the other two men.   So far just one was found hacked in such small pieces that identification is impossible.

A police spokesman says,  'Now the body parts - some human meat and part of the skull - are taken to the morgue.'

Sitting and eating crackers in a rescue helipcopter the two survivors of course are insisting their two friends were left behind in a shack and probably hacked themselves up

Remember, this is a Russian story, the translation may be ragged but the storyline is as old as man himself.

For now the two are sipping borscht as free men.  The Angle has to make an obviously rhetorical conjecture and ask:  These guys were fishermen, why not eat the fish instead?

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Chihuahua Stomped To Death By Violent Neighbor

Richard (Dick) Henry Zeidler, 56, stomped his neighbor's Chihuahua to death without warning or mercy. The little dog shot out the neighbor's door and ran into Dick's yard, quickly mounted and mating with Dick's Yorkshire terrier.

The horrified neighbor called the cops.  The cops immediately spotted the dead Chihuahua laying on the lawn.  So Dick was arrested and charged with cruelty to non-livestock animals. In Texas they make a distinction between stomping a cow to death and stomping a small dog to death it appears.

Dick is no stranger to a jail cell. In 1994 Zeidler did a 10-year stretch for a third DUI. And in 2006 did another 20 days for strangling a 'family member' in a domestic violence beef.

The Chihuahua is undergoing a necropsy courtesy of the Houston Humane Society.

If the Chihuahua managed to dump a little load into the Yorkshire terrier the outcome will result in the birth-litter of what is known as a Chorkie (pictured).

Showing the dead Chihuahua was not possible so the next best thing is to show what the little brown bomber likely made before Dick squashed the pint-sized sperm-spreader like a cockroach on a kitchen counter.

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Just 999 Geisha Plus 1 Remain

Japan shed it's ancient feudal ways.  A century ago some 80,000 Geishas were still performing for clients all over Japan.

The history of Geisha is six centuries in the making and is far more complex than most realize.  In fact the word Geisha roughly translated means 'art' and 'person' or artist/artisan.

The first Geisha was a male, and many men in the 17th and 18th centuries worked as Geishas.

Prostitution was licensed and legalized in Japan in the middle ages until outlawed in 1958.  But Geishas were not offering sex as part of their 'skill' set.

The premise of Geisha is to wear character makeup, play instruments, serve food and sake in concise ways.

Today about 1000 Geishas remain.  And not since the middle 19th century has there been a male Geisha until 'Eitaro' put on the gear.  Eitaro is the son of a Geisha who revived the teahouse traditions in Tokyo’s Omori port prefecture. 

Eitaro is now a star as a stage performer and television personality. Following his mother's death  three years ago Eitaro took over as Geisha house master.  He and his sister, Maika, oversees a group of six geisha performers.

Japan is in decline but before the last paper lantern dims Geisha will likely be there to serve the last cup of sake.

Male Oral Hygiene Linked To Erectile Dysfunction

Turkey researchers have established a link between gum health and erections.

Men with severe periodontal disease were 3.29 times more likely to suffer from erection problems than men with healthy gums.

Published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine (yes, there is such a journal folks), the data backs up the theory that vascular problems begin in the mouth.

Dr Faith Oguz, of Inonu University in Turkey said, 'The result of our study support the theory that chronic periodontitis is present more often in patients with erectile dysfunction than those without and should be considered as a factor by clinicians treating men with erection problems.'

Dr Faith pointed out that the sample excluded known risk groups for heart disease. 'We particularly selected men aged between 30 and 40 to assess the impact of chronic periodontal disease on erectile dysfunction without the results being influenced by the effects of aging.

So ladies the first order of business is to check his gums - sorta like horse wranglers do when buying a stud. And when invited over sneak into the bathroom and see if the toothbrush is worn out. If you don't find one, or the one there still has the wrapper on it, exit before the first kiss.

Save yourself the grief of expecting to shake hands with 'Captain Standish' and getting a handful of 'Wilting Willy' instead.

Coffee Zaps Asian Women In The Hormones

Happy to do at least one human interest story per day, the Angle wants women to know that home-births are dangerous, and coffee upsets hormones in Asian women primarily.

A research team from the University of Utah found that Asian women who drank 200mg of caffeine a day had jacked-up estrogen levels when compared to women who drank less. White women had lower estrogen levels and black women were neutral.

Dr Enrique Schisterman, from the National Institutes of Health said 'We know that variations in estrogen level are associated with such disorders as endometriosis, osteoporosis, and endometrial, breast, and ovarian cancers.'

Breast cancer is the second leading killer among women worldwide and ovarian cancer is a complete death sentence.

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Warning: Lead In Lipstick Leads To Looneyville

Lipstick contains lead. Underwriters Laboratories (UL) said 12 of the lipstick products sampled tested positive for lead.

Lead gets into lipstick inadvertently from color additives. The additives are mineral-based containing trace levels of lead found naturally in soil and water.

Lipstick makers are getting defensive instead of fixing the problem.

Dr Halyna Breslawec from the Personal Care Products Council said, 'If you were serious about the public health aspects of lead poisoning you would not be looking at lipstick.'

Halyna wants to shield libstick makers using kids and lead paint chips and ignore the danger to grown women the Angle guesses.

Women who wear makeup and lipstick should be pissed. Said women are sticking lead on their lips and draining grey matter out their ears as a result.  Stop now or risk lowering your IQ to that of a ball of lint on a worn carpet.