Scrotox Storm Brewing

"Vanity working on a weak head produced every sort of mischief," Jane Austen.

Plastic surgeons can re-equip any and all parts of the body whether male or female.  Even pets can get in on the act.  But aren't there some things that shouldn't be touched?

Men having Botox injected into the scrotum doubles the size of the dangling-duo and the procedure has doubled in demand over the past year.

The price is north of $3500 bucks and is said to assuage sweating, iron out the wrinkles and bolster the ball sack by relaxing the muscles.

We know women don't care (since most brush them aside anyway) so the goons getting the work done must be gay...or at least headed down the road to gayness is our guess.